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Which Would You Choose?

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Playboy has two covers out for its December issue.  Chelsea Handler who saw it for the first time on Leno and Joanna Krupa who thinks posing nude is the way for women to be able to compete with men in the salary game.  Jump in if you’d like to know a little bit more about Joanna.  Of course, if you buy December’s Playboy I suspect that you’ll know just about all there is to know about the model.

She just got booted off of Dancing With The Stars even though she was favored to win.  You’re welcome to all of you that haven’t watched your TiVo yet!

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    • Agreed. Hustler is not only has better articles, but it’s vital to my finishing med school as an Obgyn.

  • Chelsea has an awesome body, but I would only date/fuck her if she were a mute. I wouldn’t want her to be deaf though. I would want her to be able to hear me when I call her a bitch.

    • That’s very objectifying and cruel to women. You don’t want her to speak, just fuck? And you don’t want her to speak, but you want to make sure she can hear you when you insult her?

      Get a life. You’re pathetic and a great example of the stereotypical male.

      • naw C, you go! it’s tough to actually stand up for women all the time knowing someone is just waiting to call you a crazy feminist. how dare we assume we are more than just flesh. keep at it, sister!

      • Feminist my ass. If I had made that comment about Sarah Palin “C” probably would have laughed her ass off. I find it amusing when people brand themselves with these grand labels then everyone discovers their moral integrity, superiority, and magnificence is just a bunch of conditional, and provisional bullshit. Fuck you bitch!

  • Chelsea’s picture is not sexy at all. It’s an awkward pose and the high boots aren’t complimenting her either. The other girl’s picture is more seductive and leaves me curious to find out more about her…wonderful personality, which can be read about in the award winning articles of Playboy magazine!

    • Chelsea’s pose is stupid looking, but every good photographer makes their subject pose in a way that matches the perception people have of them.

  • Maybe it’s because I’m female, but I like Chelsea’s cover better. The other one isn’t attractive at all. Then again, I have no interest in Playboy; maybe that’s why my opinion differs.

    • oh, wait. they’re not both chelsea? didn’t read the whole post. still, the other one. chelsea’s looks like a disproportionate barbie doll pose

  • I’m amazed playboy is still surviving as a business. If you want to read articles, then get a reader’s digest. if you want nudity, buy a computer with an internet connection. Heff is out of touch with reality and the playboy brand is SOOOO OVERRATED

    • Yes I am sure Readers Digest will have articles on how men can best make their partners have multiple orgasms.