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People Magazine Announces This Year’s Sexiest Man Alive

Can you guess who it is?  Hint:  It’s not James Franco and I’ve already started my letter-writing campaign urging People subscribers to cancel their subscriptions immediately.  Obviously the people at People are delusional.

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Johnny Depp!  Do you agree with this selection?  Obviously, since it isn’t James Franco, I think y’all know where I stand on the topic.

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    • agreed. he does nothing for me, either. nada. zip.
      might be a great guy, but no sex appeal to this lass.

    • gotta agree. He’s a brilliant actor, a really good looking guy, but NEVER thought he was sexy, never been attracted to him, do NOT get the fascination sexually.

      • His amazing acting and smooth, rather unique, voice is what makes him sexy. He has a nice body, yes, his face, not so much. But his acting and voice is what really makes him sexy.

    • If this was 1990-96, I could get behind this choice. Now, not so much.

      He was beautiful in What’s Eating Gilbert Grape.

  • Fuck yes! It should be Johnny Depp every single year! Beautiful and he has a soul and a brain, thank God.

      • I have had a fascination with him since I can remember. First as a good actor (cuz I was a kid and didn’t really think of him as sexy). Then as a very good actor and a sexy GOD! And I stick by the second one. I love the man. I really love him. But it’s not an obsession. I just think he’s a really cool and smart guy who happens to be not necessarily handsome per se but just HOT! So hot! Ok, I’m done ranting now… and in case you couldn’t tell, I 100% agree with people’s selection. And I also agree that he should be sexiest man alive every year.
        The end.

    • Yesss! You’re so right! He’s the one man my fiance says it’s ok to bang. We’re in love, me and Johnny.

  • I figured it was either him, Captain Kirk or the elderly, bloodsucking stalker who cruises the local high school.

      • Yeah, LOL-ing too.
        The first thing that came to my mind was Robert Pattinson. Is he the “elderly, bloodsucking stalker who cruises the local high school”? Cos that’s what he actually IS. No offence to Rob fans. Too much hype. Good actor and all, though.

  • JAMES FRANCO WAS ROBBED, BB.

    Seriously. Johnny Depp goes through periods of hotness followed by utter fug.

    James Franco is all hot, all the time.

    • I completely agree. Johnny Depp will be in a movie or something where I’ll think. “Ooh! That Johnny Depp! He’s gorgeous!” However, it seems like he has a point where he just gets too attractive and says to himself “that’s enough!” and wears really weird outfits and stops washing/cutting his hair. It’s very disappointing.

      • He never wanted to be typecast as a heartthrob, so that’s why he takes weird (but interesting) roles and isn’t afraid to look hideous. Personally, despite the bad picture above I think he is GORGEOUS.

  • Of course, you pick the grossest picture of him. I think he’s really sexy but James Franco wins all the way.

  • It was SUPPOSED TO BE that vampire guy, Robert P. (whom I DO NOT find attractive IN THE LEAST & would NEVER want him biting MY neck! But JAMES FRANCO is another story! He can bite my neck ANYTIME!) Anyway, PEOPLE MAG. decided to go with the sure thing – Depp! (whom I only find attractive in photo shoots or in certain movies.) He has a beautiful sculptured face when he’s not hiding it behind long greasy hair. And when he wears a nice pin-striped suit, WHY does he ruin the look with one that’s 2 sizes too big & old beat-up work boots?!?! He takes the ‘homeless look’ a bit too far in MY book!
    I just know MR. FRANCO better be in that mag SOMEWHERE!!!