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Is It Time to Put Joe Francis in Jail Forever Yet?

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Man, it’s been awhile since I’ve ranted about my least favorite human rapist on the planet. But Joe Francis is putting Nic Cage’s tax issues to shame — he owes the IRS approximately $34 MILLION for back taxes from 2001, 2002 and 2003.

The Federal Tax Lien doc was filed today. The IRS claims Joe owes the money for 3 years of back taxes — 2001, 2002 and 2003. In 2001, the IRS says Joe didn’t pay $17,658,358. In 2002, the delinquency is $11,238,582.14, and in 2003, he owes $4,922,147.

It was less than 2 weeks ago that Joe got out of a sticky federal tax evasion case by copping a plea and avoiding prison.

Joe told TMZ, “I have no idea what it is.” He says he does not owe the money and, “This is total retaliation for me beating them in court.” Joe says the law the IRS is using hasn’t been used against anyone in 20 years.

Joe says yesterday, the feds seized more than $100,000,000 in cash accounts of his.

Joe says the IRS is forcing him to file for personal bankruptcy, which he will do tomorrow.

Let’s clarify that final number there: The IRS seized more than ONE HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS in CASH ACCOUNTS from him. Yeah, cash accounts. This motherfucker has A HUNDRED MILLION FUCKING DOLLARS in cash right now, and meanwhile you can’t figure out how you’re gonna pay rent next month. Oh, I know: You should videotape underage girls touching each other’s naked breasts and then sell it. (Make sure you rape them first though!)

I’m sure personal bankruptcy won’t slow him down a bit — he’ll just siphon money out of his business accounts. This dude just needs to be in jail, like, forever. He obviously doesn’t believe the law applies to him in the slightest, and it’s just a matter of time before someone winds up seriously dead as a result.

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  • I have no idea if he owes the money or not because I don’t follow this asshole, but that does sound like an excessive amount of taxes.

  • WTF?…………how can you owe more than 3000 people make in a lifetime in back taxes in three years? Who is this tool?..Rapist?….I need Google…now!!!

    • Sexy?! Some people have the WORST taste in men.

      Everytime I look at him, all I see is a disgusting slimey douchebag.

  • How is taking picture of girls lifting up their shirts in their dorm, and not paying his back taxes, going to result in someone getting killed? Dramatic much?

    • Well, it’s possible that a girl who gets raped, then coerced into signing a statement that basically says it never happened (trust, this is how these things go down), then can’t file criminal charges, then doesn’t get the help she needs to overcome the trauma, MIGHT do something like commit suicide.

      Also, the kind of binge drinking that Girls Gone Wild encourages MIGHT lead to someone’s death.

      Although Douche Francis would probably not be criminally liable for these situations, the blood would most certainly be on his hands.

      • Sure, and maybe a teenage girl shouldn’t walk outside because she might get hit by lightning. 99.9% of the girls posed willingly and knew exactly what they were doing. It their own fucking fault that this guy got rich off of their stupidity!

      • I read a really frightening account of him physically attacking a journalist who was doing a story on him (a feature story, not a hit piece!). He is a scary misogynist and it would not surprise me at all if rape or other allegations surfaced any day now.

  • “Joe says the law the IRS is using hasn’t been used against anyone in 20 years.” If it’s still a law, it’s still a law Joe, you douche.

    • True – he looks like a crocodile in human’s clothing – look at all the bleached teeth he shows when he smiles – scary!

  • Joe Francis is living proof that all it takes to get a woman to act like a total whore is to offer her a bit of fame, a few pennies, and a drink or two. He took the same technique that every guy uses in every bar in every town and made a gazillion dollars off all you stupid bitches.

  • Beetster, I’m hoping you meant to put that fucking rant on the Lilly page. Straight men absolutely love GGW videos and I think $100,000,000 in cash accounts make that pretty obvious.

  • He is extremely creepy-looking. It’s the vacant look in his eyes, mixed with the illusion that he has way too many teeth. Not a good combination.

  • He’s just a horrible person, google the article in the LA Times, there is no woman who spends time with him that he doesn’t have to pay, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and loads of other women but he can’t keep a female partner. Anyone ever wonder why the blackmailer who broke in his house and jammed a dildo up his ass and filmed it – did that particular thing to him? He’s pretty self hating but he truly hates woman and has been very violent to several of them. See the tape of him attacking Jade Nicole in a club if you want to watch him in action, it looked like he was going snap her neck.

    I do love how the USC marching band dissed him last week, it was very funny. He may be rich but he’s really disliked intensely. I am hoping some close to him writes a book about what he really does, I don’t think tax evasion is the only crime this guy has committed. Not even close.