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Tila Tequila Files Civil Suit Against Shawn Merriman. What Took Her So Long? Oh, I Know!

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You knew Tila Tequila wasn’t going to let this go.  Though she was caught in lie after lie — like saying she doesn’t drink at all despite lots of photographic evidence to the contrary — she has filed a civil suit against football player Shawn Merriman stemming from the September incident in which she alleged abuse.

The bruises were no sooner washed off healed than she started Tweeting again about every single personal detail of her life.  Some of my Facebook friends have tried to turn me on to her blog — she blocked me from her Twitter account after she called me a dumb ass hoe — but I just can’t get into it.

So, it begs the question:  Why didn’t she just file a civil suit right away?  Oddly enough, she announced just today that she’s going on tour — doing what I have no fucking idea — but don’t you find the timing to be positively ironic?

Postscript:  Ah, she’s going to be performing her song “I Like to Fuck” and says in her blog “So get ready Germany & Istanbul, Turkey cuz I’m coming to your town …”  Ahem.

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  • This fame seeking whore only filed a lawsuit for publicity reasons. She does anything to get her name in the news. I firmly believe she wasn’t hurt otherwise the police would have filed charges against Merriman. She’s an idiot and I hope she’s blacklisted.

  • Before she goes to Turkey she might was to rent Midnight Express, somehow this idiot in a Muslim country sounds like a disaster waiting to happen. On the other hand if she’s locked up in a Turkish prison will anyone care? Your Zen meditation of the day.

    Poor Shawn Merriman, I never in a million years thought I would type those words.

  • I hope Merriman files one hell of a defamation suit against her (and, if he does, I beg him to include a clause in the settlement that requires this skank to stay out of the public eye)

  • Don’t hate Tia because she’s beautiful, talented and sensitive. Deep inside she’s an angel, just waiting to sprout wings and fly to the heavens. And I’d like to help her with this here loaded shotgun!

    • Actually what she is displaying is the mangled cock ring her sphincter chewed off the dick of the guy who fucked her against the dumpster in the alley outside of the Chinese Buffet on San Fernando Rd, in La Tuna Canyon, Ca.

  • I see no one has brought up her “nails.” So I’ll ask did she glue a large fake gem on her thumb and small bolts on the others?

  • What a great ambassador of the American entertainment industry, I can see it now…

    “Hello people of Turkey, I love your sandwiches, now which was is the bar…. oh, and I like to fuck, buy my CD,…oh, and don’t forget, we are filming ‘A Shot at Love 27- the EuroScum tour’ now, did I mention that I like to fuck?, anyone have mayo?, ok…this way to the bar, right?”