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Chaz Bono Is Boobless!!!

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Oooooh, it is SO MUCH FUN to watch this change take place! I’m so happy for him! Chastity Chaz Bono, who’s in the middle of a female-to-male sex change, is at last boobless! The photogs caught him at LAX yesterday, and I have to say he’s starting to look more like a man and less like a woman trying to look like a man. What fun to get to watch this transformation!

And this has nothing to do with anything, but I’m kind of obsessing on Marc Cohn’s “Walking in Memphis” right now — did I mention I get obsessed with things easily? — and my friend MK over at Popbytes sent me this video of Chaz’s mom, Cher, doing a cover of the song, and it’s not that it’s bad or anything, but whenever she sings the phrase “walking in MemphUUUUs,” it just makes me think of Jack McFarland doing a Cher impression rather than Cher actually singing. Clip below. LOL-tastic.

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  • When is he going to get his new cock? What kind of cock will he get? This thing is sharing every aspect of its transformation, hell lets make a game of it. Lets have a contest. Everyone can submit their idea and whichever Chaz chooses the winner gets a paid vacation for 4 to Disney.

    Will it be a white cock? Maybe a black one or maybe latino. Short, average, or an awesome porn cock. Thin or fat? Big or small balls? Bonus points if you guess the correct hair color on its nut sack.

    Wow…..your right EB…..this is fun!

    • Love the sarcasm.
      EB: is it really that much fun to watch a human go through a very hard transformation like if it was some kind of circus?

      So not cool

    • Let this man alone! Let him be (TRUE) to himself! May Only (GOD) speak and judge us. Thats all. and the beat will go ON!

      • In life we (ALL) make a choice. This life is hard and we all have Questions as to (WHY). Are (ONLY) hope, as we are taught is (GOD)! May GOd Love and Portect us all! May (GOD) bless all of us today and everyday. It’s all about (LOVE) and (FAITH) !

  • Beet.. The coolest lyric from Cohn.. If there’s a god in heaven, he drives a silver thunderbird! I haven’t heard anything about Cohn since he was shot in the head.. Hope he’s doing ok!

  • All you bitches on this site act so gay friendly but then you just love to trash someone in obvious need of understanding and acceptance. Fuck all you hypocrites!!!!!

  • I’ve never seen a person that large without boobs, male or female, ever.

    As for Marc Cohn he is doing just fine. He came out with an excellent album in 2007 called Join the Parade.
    He basically walked out of the hospital the day after he was shot in the head, even though he had some stress shit to deal with for a while after.
    His voice is as good as ever.

    • Sheesh, you really know a lot about Marc Cohn. Sounds like he should haved called the new album “Number One with a Bullet”.

  • I’m so happy for him. It must feel amazing to have your outsides finally start to match your insides.

  • I guess “anonymous” #1 up there just doesn’t get it. That’s some real nice human compassion ya got going there.

    Beet, I think I get your point, but the way you’ve phrased it all comes across as pretty callous.

    Blessing to Chaz; it’s difficult enough to walk this world but to have to suffer like that? Just wrong.

  • Pack on any more pounds and he’s gonna have boobs whether he wants ’em or not. Interesting to be spending wads of money on sex change surgery while ballooning to an unhealthy level of obesity.

  • did anyone else notice that his/her/whatever shirt is all stretched where the titties used to be? maybe buy a new shirt post surgery… i can’t keep my eyes off that area