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Sneak Peek: Gaga Does Gossip Girl

Lady Gaga, famous singer who probably has a penis, claims that her lil sis is a huge Gossip Girl fan, so I’m sure she’ll be psyched to see what it looks like when her older, transgendered sister hits the stage at some club on the show. I can’t be bothered to watch Gossip Girl. I don’t like any television shows that were made after 1997, so my opinion doesn’t really matter here, but from the sneak peak above, it sure does look like a bunch of privileged kids are really enjoying watching this hermaphrodite sing her heart out while dressed like Boy George after he’s been put in the blender. Hooray for Hollywood!

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  • Say what you want about Lady Gaga, but her songs are pretty damn catchy. Btw “hermaphrodite” is very demeaning, the politicaly correct word is intersexual.

    • A lot of songs are catchy. Doesn’t make em good.

      She’s a fad everyone’s catching on to and she’ll be forgotten pretty soon.

      Being an attention whore does not allow for longevity.

  • I am totes in love with this new song. It’s just the right mix of try-to-hard-to-be-futuristic-80s-campiness and of-the-moment-catchiness <3

  • I am totes in love with this new song. It’s just the right mix of try-to-hard-to-be-futuristic-80s-campiness and of-the-moment-catchiness <3

  • Wow. Lets have a fun facts session about bigotry:
    1 in 1,000 babies are born intersexed. That means the chance of you having one is actually not as low as you may think.
    Like Lady Gaga or not …it’s irrelevant.
    But to demean an entire group of people shows nothing but ignorance. This website was so smart and funny with Evil Beet. But Molls comes off as ignorant and inane.

    Again: One thing to not like Lady Gaga. I don’t so much care.
    Another thing entierly to make fun of an actual group of people who exist in society around you and are constantly held up to ridicule through no fault of their own. Nature creates this condition. You can take that to mean evolution, genetics, or God. But it’s not up to anybody who has it, more then it’s up to me what my natural hair color is.

    It’s just as degrading as making fun of Blacks, Gays, Jews, Little People and so forth. It’s classless and banal. Get some new material please. Or at least hide your bigotry a little better.

  • I’m actually pretty sure Lady Gaga is completely female. She wears a lot of short skirts, leotards and the like, and there is absolutely no room to even tuck a penis under. She has a vagina. And even if she didn’t, who cares?

    Secondly, she’s not a fame whore. She really believes in what she does. She believes in her music and design as art. I think she’s amazing. So there.