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Jessica Simpson Wants a Smartie

“I don’t want to get bored. I can bore out pretty easily, so I love intellectual men … people that will always keep me intrigued.”

— Jessica Simpson telling Extra what she’s looking for in a man. Oh, honey.

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  • Either that’s really bad lighting (maybe from the camera flash), or they’re wearing the same lipstick.

  • This must be a dig at Tony Romo. But I wonder how an intellectual guy is going to keep her from being photographed too drunk to walk without help and with a nervous-looking Ken Pave at her side. These photos are getting to be like Lindsay with the old finger-in-the-mouth look.

    What would they talk about? Self-help books? How to manage a wig business?

  • is she finds herself becoming bored she can try to actually spell intellectual. That should keep her busy for awhile.

  • So go back to school and read a real book, and stay away from extreme cosmetic use and round the clock hair treatments for a while.. you might recover from your over exposure to bad chemicals girl… Jermey Priven might have a good doctor for you, but use caution on meeting with him.

  • Ken Pave is as creepy as Howard K. Stern.

    Always there. Hanging on.

    Getting paid an incredible amount of cash to make her look bad. Seriously once upon a time every female whose hair he “styles” started off with their own long hair*.

    But somehow he manages to relieve them of their own hair, in order for them to end up with those awful ratty weaves. Which of course is hundreds of dollars weekly to maintain. I hope he is saving that cash for a rainy day.

    (*Eva Longoria, Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Simpson, Ashlee Simpson…. etc….)