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“The baby that they say has style is Tom Cruise’s daughter, Suri, but that’s not really my style. I’m a little hipper. The producers say the way I dress the girls reminds them of Kimora Lee Simmons’ daughters.”

Real Housewives of New Jersey‘s Teresa Guidice telling InTouch about why her babies are the most fabulously dressed babies in all the land.

BTW, is that a pink tumor coming out of little Audriana’s head?

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    • The adults look like transvestites. Are you sure this isn’t filmed in San Fran?
      The children are well are their way to growing up queer.

  • Never heard of her and don’t care about her ugly kids. But, the boy looks like he wants to sell me a newspaper on a street corner.

  • bahahahaha

    But also, I feel bad for those poor children. This takes “embarrassing clothes my mom used to dress me in” to a whole new level.

  • I didn’t even realize that pink thing was a child until I looked again. I thought she was holding a crocheted doll on her lap to bounce around for the amusement of newspaper boy. I’m still not convinced that there IS a baby in that pink gettup.

    Those are some ridiculous baby outfits.

  • What’s with these Housewives of this and that? Who gives a rat’s ass about these people. What are they famous for exactly? Having money to spend foolishly? I really just don’t get it. There are so many people these days who are famous for being famous and not much else. What a joke!

  • Teresa is a spoiled uneducated person who has very superficial values and if she doesn’t experience some personal growth will give her children the gift of expecting everything while being able to give nothing, that shopping fixes everything, and that the world revolves around them. It doesn’t. Teresa outed herself as a pretty vapid person who truly loves material things above all else, there are better things to teach your children and it makes her seem like she is perpetually 14 years old.

    • Right?! I mean, take off that ugly gold dress, you 40-year old mother. You aren’t in college anymore. You CANNOT get away with wearing that. It makes you look desperate and even OLDER than you already are. Ugh.

  • That’s hip? That looks more New Jersey mall tacky to me. Those poor kids look ridiculous, just like their moms!

  • Teresa’s dry cleaning bill will equal her house payments after the baby spits up all over those “hip” clothes.

  • Those Jersey wives were funny to watch just because of how clueless they are as to how they are perceived. That chick Teresa said her and her husband are building their own dream house because the thought of living in a previously lived in house is gross. Wasn’t she just on the news because she’s being foreclosed on?

  • stop hatting on them…losers i think the babies look cute =).. dumb ass ppl get a fucking life i bet u wish u guys had a fourth of what those lil babies have