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King Lamar Hopes to Add to His Royal Family

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No wonder the prenup took so long!  I didn’t realize this, but Khloe Kardashian married into royalty, y’all!

Last night the newly-minted couple appeared at a Kitson event, and Lamar was asked if he wanted more kids.  I’d like to take this moment to mention that Khloe hasn’t even met Lamar’s pre-existing little princes and princesses.  And how the hell do you marry someone when you haven’t even observed how they interact with your kids?  Okay, so about having kids with Khloe, Lamar replied “That’s what kings and queens are put on the earth for, to have offspring.”

Kings and queens?  Really Lamar?  Because I’m already sick of you both and seriously considering a way to overthrow you and your kingdom.

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  • yuck!!! i didn’t realize he had kids, and apparently he didn’t either. what is WRONG with these two?

  • Fuck the quote… look at that wolf shirt. It’s like trailer park poverty meets scene kid artsy wannabe.

  • I can not believe that Khloe actually married someone who is using her for the publicity. How in the world did that happen?

    I sense a very ugly divorce in her future.

    If Khloe has any insight she won’t have any kids before the marriage hits the 5 year mark.

    Nothing worse than having a child with a man you can not stand. Then having to deal with him for the rest of your life.

  • It’s so cool how these sisters are able to attract different levels of black guys based on their looks. Kim, the hottest one, gets Reggie Bush. Khloe, who looks like a Walmart returns clerk, gets this retarded ass reject. I’m sure the pudgy sister will show up soon with Lil Waynes ugly brother and complete the psychiatric triage I’m setting up for them.