Oct 14, 2009 at 11:15 pm by Evil Beet

Can’t be stopped! Won’t be stopped! Britney Spears is running the show like the multi-orgasmic chick at the threesome. Which is totally what this single is about. Well, at least, it’s definitely about a threesome. The multi-orgasmic part might just be me projecting.

Brit-Brit’s latest single, “3,” hit the #1 spot on the Billboard charts in its debut week. It’s the first #1 Billboard debut since Taylor Hicks’ 2006 hit “Do I Make You Proud” and the first non-”American Idol” song to enter the chart at #1 in almost 11 years. That is some seriously impressive shit. I mean, YOU SAW WHAT IT DID FOR TAYLOR HICKS.

The track hails from Britney’s upcoming The Singles Collection, due out November 10. And I love this song. I love it like I love being the only chick at the threesome. Multi-orgasmic or not.

3 Responses to “New Britney Spears Single Hits #1 on Billboard Charts”

  1. ricardo says:

    yay for threesomes! And britney!

  2. dueces3 says:

    who is still buying Brittney Spears “music”? This is crap just like every other crappy song she has ever put out!

  3. Hi Does any one know if Kylie Minogoue can pole dance ? My partner and i guarantee she could be really good.

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