Christina Hendricks Got Married (Not To You)
Oct 12, 2009 at 09:00 am by Molls

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Hope this doesn’t kill your Joan Boners, but Christina Hendricks is officially off the market, people. The Mad Men star tied the knot yesterday with Geoffrey Arend at Il Buco Restaurant in New York City. The two met last year through Christina’s Mad Men co-star, Vincent Kartheiser, so that’s where you should send your hate mail. Hendricks, who could likely nab any dress she wanted chose the very first that she tried on, a Carolina Herrera number that she described as “magnificent.”

Also, I feel I should point out that I was raised in the kind of home where it’s not nice to say that someone’s ugly, so let’s just put it this way: Geoffrey looks like he’s probably a really nice guy.

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17 Responses to “Christina Hendricks Got Married (Not To You)”

  1. Anonymous says:
    October 12, 2009 at 9:20 am

    He looks like JLo’s hubby Skeletor’s low life out of wedlock brother..

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  2. FunRob says:
    October 12, 2009 at 10:27 am

    Oh hell Molls, I will just go ahead and say it for you…that fucker is UGLY. But I would also like to point out that he is an incredibly LUCKY SOB because she is smokin hot.

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  3. dd says:
    October 12, 2009 at 10:35 am

    Wasn’t he in Super Troopers?!

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  4. theartist says:
    October 12, 2009 at 11:31 am

    Molls: always speaking the language of us guys!!!!!
    (haha!!! “Joan Boners”! ; )

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  5. ltc says:
    October 12, 2009 at 1:14 pm

    I just ran into my husband’s office yelling “joan married snozberries! JOAN MARRIED SNOZBERRIES!”

    that is so awesome/random/hilarious!!

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  6. Miss Malice says:
    October 12, 2009 at 5:29 pm

    Some couples just boggle the mind….

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  7. DeeLynn says:
    October 12, 2009 at 5:34 pm

    What is up with all these beautiful strong women dating/marrying ugly guys?!?! Emmy, Katy Perrty, now Joan!!

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  8. DeeLynn says:
    October 12, 2009 at 5:36 pm

    Ew! What is up with all these beautiful women dating/marrying ugly guys?! Emmy, Katy, and now this…

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  9. lolly says:
    October 12, 2009 at 5:48 pm

    whoa, i see now why she never smiles. keep doing that, christina.

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  10. jk says:
    October 12, 2009 at 6:32 pm

    Don’t be so cynical. He’s not ugly (although I guess by Hollywood standards, average IS ugly). She is obviously in love and happy.

    I remember him from Undeclared and was very very funny (and kind of cute, too, if you ignore the annoying celebrity impersonations…which was kind of the point of the episode).

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  11. AppleCat says:
    October 12, 2009 at 6:43 pm

    He was in Garden State too…he had a funny part. (pointless comment)

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  12. Adma says:
    October 12, 2009 at 10:39 pm

    Wanna find a tall partner???
    Here is a very nice community —-—– Tallfinder (com) ——–It’s where Tall people look for someone to enjoy their lifestyle with. Come in and stay a while. Complete your profile. Post a message, a picture of yourself and check out the photo galleries. You will find someone you like here…

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  13. Janaycore says:
    October 13, 2009 at 4:20 pm

    Why does he look so wet?

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  14. Horgh! says:
    October 20, 2009 at 4:36 pm

    He looks like Kirk Hammett, but with short hair. And soaked in urine

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