I don’t know who this kid is and I don’t care. Apparently he’s on Hannah Montana and also did a stint on Dancing with the Stars, neither of which are television shows I choose to use as a form of masochism. He got wasted at a nightclub in Orlando, and now there’s a whole spread about in in Star, because non-death celebrity news has been dreadfully slow since, oh, 2008. Apparently he was sloppy drunk — and an eyewitness suggests he may have been on drugs as well — and he was making out with chicks and letting them autograph his shirtless body.
Let me tell you something about these Disney kids: They don’t ever stand a chance. In order to be a talented child performer, you have to have something inside you that wants to be somewhere else at all times. And it has to be a powerful something. And when you combine that drive to escape from yourself with fame and money and attention, you are going to get a drug and alcohol problem. Every. Single. Time. I don’t even know why we bother to act surprised anymore.
One additional thing: This story will blow over and no one will talk about it again after tomorrow. Wanna know why? Because Cody Linley has a penis. If Miley Cyrus had pulled this shit the talking heads would be calling her a harlot and a terrible role model for the next six months.
and also possibly because she is 16?
Ya, Miley is 16; Cody is 19 and therefore AN ADULT. He’s not exactly “famous” & he’s not a self-proclaimed role model either. So, who the f cares what he does?
Plus, he’s drunkenly hitting on fat girls….that’s way more embarrassing than scandalous in my opinion.
Emma,
Who cares if they’re “fat”. YOU are the embarrassing one.
Don’t know/care (thank God) who this guy is but that fuckery looks heavily photoshopped.
That doesn’t look crazy at all.
these are completely photoshopped
yeah! its true and so f* unfair!
word up shoot! Preach it Beet!!
Oh, and he seems to be a chubby chaser. Don’t thinks that’s Disney related but I’m not sure.
That headline should read “He loves the nightlife and the tubby twats.”
They must be photoshopped! His face shows no signs of discomfort or struggle while picking up the girl in the last picture who is twice his size! Haha, anyway, he looks like a tool… photoshopped or not.
He’s so fucking hot.
Omg noo please tell me your being sarcastic!
How old could this boy be?? He looks like the 7th graders my husband teaches!!
Yeah these look photoshopped…….
You’re right…. he’s a guy and guys can get away with this behavior.
Come on Beet, those pictures look totally ‘shopped. The head is wayyy tooo big for the body. How long til The Star issues an “apology”
More importantly – why in the hell does he have “Harry” written all over his chest in black pen?
He’s 19, never proclaimed himself a role model so really… who gives a toss!? Miley is like the face of Disney, she’s more famous than he is & is 16! So yeah she has to make sure she doesn’t overstep the boundaries. I’ve heard/seen worse. It’s probably a good thing that the legal drinking age in the U.S is 21. If these kids lived in the UK, stories like these would lose all shock value.