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Levi Johnston Has SUCH a Good Sense of Humor About Himself, You Guys

Levi Johnston is sure making a crap load of money these days by making a complete ass of himself. The former Alaskin Governor’s daughter’s baby daddy is featured in this commercial for pistachio nuts which doesn’t really tell us anything about the nuts, but does mention that Levi Johnston now “uses protection”. Get it, guys? As opposed to before when he wasn’t and he got that chick pregnant and now he’s kinda famous and we’re going to have to hear about him for at least another year?

I want us all to think about something: The fact that everything I wrote above is true is much, much sadder than the fact that Sarah Palin was once a vice presidential nominee, and that was pretty sad too.

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