Madonna went all Oprah on us and returned to The Late Show with David Letterman last night to mend old, broken fences with Dave-O.
Whenever Madonna is on a talk-show, every thing she says, every little joke, sounds so rehearsed. Letterman’s guests are briefed ahead of time on the topics that will be discussed; this is nothing new. Madonna throws out her “passive-aggressive funny quip” followed by a eyebrow raise and pointed look to the audience. I think it just proves what a bad actress Madonna is.
You know what’s really good about Madonna, though? Her body. She’s like some totally fit, macrobiotic nun. And last night, Sister Vegan went to a New York City pizzeria for the first time. Yes, folks. We are supposed to believe that Madonna, who came to NYC as a starving dancer when she was 19 years old, has never eaten a piece of pizza in the city. Whatever, Madge.
According to reports, Madonna had a 27-calorie bite of cheeseless pizza and spent the rest of the night strapped to a Pilates machine.
She’s in pain, tired, anemic, and her tightly measured fatless diet makes her foolish brain shrink; although too much emphasis on her weight and too little work on some kindhearted social inter-action and courtesy towards others is the norm. When she reacts normally people are astounded and distrustful, IT IS A ACT.. ready for her flash her boob or vagina and sneer, I hate America, they are so modest and without class, but she wants you to love and praise her and find her the greatest artist of all… Over her years ago.
what happened to her fake british accent?
She figures she’d look foolish on TV if she broke out the British accent. She saves that for the peons over in Europe (to prove she’s one of them).
I’ll be fine sitting over here with my homemade macaroni and cheese with shaved mozzarella and truffle oil, or a Kobe beef steak with lobster mashed potatoes. If she wants to be a food snob, she should at least eat things that are worthwhile to eat; I hate these organic, crunchy ‘foodies’ who think that raw/vegan/no GMOs are the only way. And her body? She’s disgusting, as a result of her diet and binge-purge lifestyle. I’d rather have shiny hair and great skin and be a little thicker, than be a shriveled, sinewy mess like Madonna.
I think she looks great here and her hair and skin is flawless. I think I’ve been to hard on her. She’s just a person, like everyone else, and really what does she do that’s so bad? Try really hard with everything? Like attention a bit too much? Okay. I’ve really stopped finding her objectionable lately.
I can see her biceps bulging through her sleeves.
I think she looks great, but what is with her posture? She’s all hunched up on the edge of the chair–it’s like there’s a stain on the cushion and she’s avoiding sitting on it.