Something hasn’t sounded right about this quickie wedding between Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom since the rumor of them marrying surfaced, oh, a week ago. Like, why the rush? She isn’t pregnant — she hasn’t even dated this guy long enough to get a positive result on an E.P.T. yet — so why not date for a few minutes? It’s like E! pushed so hard for this wedding so it could be the season premiere of Keeping Up With The Kardashians — and offering to foot the bill certainly helped with the push — that they forgot that people’s actual lives were involved.
Anyway, not shocking, but click here to listen to the tape of E! producers discussing exactly when Khloe should tell her step-father Bruce Jenner that she considers him to be her real father. Also, there’s a bit of back and forth on how many steps Khloe should take.
In other words, this media spectacle appears to be just that: another high-profile, glossy set.