Soleil Moon Frye wanted to do something special for her massive-sized online audience in celebration for hitting a million Twitter followers. What you are about to witness is what she determined was the best gift she could possibly give. Clearly, she could use an Oprah-sized lesson on extravagant gift-giving. I want a car, and after watching that video I kinda feel like I deserve one. With heated seats.
The surgery-free Demi Moore, best friend to Soleil and an obsessive Twitterer, was there to “direct” this “masterpiece”, but you only hear her voice from off-camera. At first you think this is just going to be a kind of ho-hum video and then Punky goes totally fucking nuts. I’ll never get the image of Soleil Punky Frye screaming “Punky Power” at me. Just like her show, she’s super cute for the first two minutes and then you can’t wait for her screen time to be over.
Anyway, I’m sick of talking about Jon Gosselin (even though he just said in an interview that Kate verbally abused him), so today, we allow an irrelevant ’80s flash in the pan to verbally abuse us. Enjoy.
Yesterday, I turned this video off after the first minute, because I was bored and I felt a little bad for her. I then immediately went on YouTube and watched original Punky Brewster episodes to wash my brain of the image of grown-Punky . . . after reading this, it appears that I did myself a favor by not tuning in ’till the end.
Twitter is for twits. The same sort of sheep buy Macs.
She should have just shown us her breast reduction scars. I love my powerbook, it makes me feel cool and overall good about myself. I feel like people with PC are jealous and it makes me feel like I’m better than them. Sorry DP, 7years and not a glitch bitch.
I’m such a loser. I watch GMA most mornings but today I had to leave early & didn’t get to see the interview w/ Jon & have been hoping you’d play it or at least some of it here.
So will you?
This video ruined my day.
Her mom should have left her in the grocery store parking lot. And what is up with the book title “Punky’s phrase’s” Maybe Ashton helped cut out the letters and punctuation marks?
I had actually been seriously toying with the idea of dressing as Punky for Halloween this year, at the ripe old age of 29. This just made me realize how absolutely ridiculous I would look. Thanks Soleil! I owe you one!
Was that really crazy? She kept saying “I went there” “This is totally crazy” Who cares?! She’s starting to remind me of Lilly Tomlin when she did the Edith Ann character. HA…classic. She looks like her now.
I didn’t get the point of that. I really didn’t.