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Chris Brown: Like, Wow


Chris Brown continues to be a study in eloquence in a Larry King interview that is scheduled to air this Wednesday.  This is a just a 34-second preview and quite frankly, at a “like wow” rate of one per every 11 seconds rate, I’ve heard enough.

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  • How h*cking convenient! He doesn’t remember. Before he was a douchebag abuser, now he’s a LIAR and a douchebag abuser.

    • Yeah, what the hell? A bow tie? Does he think that makes him look like a guy who didn’t beat the shit out of his girlfriend?

      Although there could be some truth to him not remembering the incident. My ex used to beat the crap out of me and I recently had a conversation with him about it. He really, truly doesn’t remember most of it.
      That absolves him of nothing, of course.

  • Wow, he sounds edumucated.

    I like all the eye contact he makes with Larry King, you just know he’s telling the truth.

    Wasn’t it said on this site not too long ago about what a great interviewer Larry King is? This interview is pre-taped and the whole Paris Hilton “did you ever do drugs? No” slide. Do they just prop him up, promote the hell out of the interview and then let the PR people run it?

  • How do you look someone in the eye when you’re so embarrassed about the awful thing you’ve done. That to me is a natural thing, and DOES show he feels like shit about it. And about the not remembering – have you checked out his latest comment, that this little snippet is doesn’t fairly show what was said during the hour-long interview? Its not fair to have this all over the internet. And for you all to laugh at what he chooses to wear, and his non-eloquence (at least its not scripted). Why do you want to crush this poor kid into the ground so, after he’s already been crucified by the media. Lighen up. Let him make music again. There is a hole in R and B right now.

    • It’s totally fair to have this all over the internet. As a famous person who makes lots of money from being all over the internet, he gets to experience it both ways. I think the more people shame him, the less likely he is to do it again. If he’d really and truly apologized for his actions and *acted* like he was sorry for what he’d done in public, I don’t think he’d be in this situation. That leaked photo of Rihanna probably didn’t help either.

    • He severely beat a woman, I will say whatever I want about this dirtbag. He’s stupid and he’s lying.

      And he doesn’t make music. It’s all done for him and with the power of voice tuners, he just lends his voice to it, he’s marketed up and off to the stores. They’ll find someone else to fill this “hole” in R&B, maybe by a man that doesn’t beat women.

  • Chris Brown has recorded an interview with Larry King to air Wednesday night, and in this preview clip Brown says he doesn’t remember the night when he “punched (Rihanna) in the left eye. He then drove away and continued to punch her in the face … (this) caused her mouth to fill with blood and blood to splatter all over her clothing and the interior of the vehicle.” What he told Rihanna that night was:

    “I am going to beat the shit out of you when we get home!”

    What he told Larry King when asked, “Do you remember doing it” was…

    “No. I don’t, it’s like, it’s crazy to me, like, I’m like, wow.”

    He and his gentle sky blue sweater and bowtie all seemed pretty surprised to hear that he had done this. I bet Rihanna was pretty surprised to when he “began applying pressure to her right carotid arteries causing her to be unable to breath. She began to lose consciousness. She reached up with her left hand and began to attempting to gauge his eyes in attempt to flee herself. Brown bit her left ring and middle fingers and released her.”

    I judge books by their cover, and since sky blue is calm and soothing no one who wears it could possibly be a bad person, but I wonder if it’s still too subtle. For his next interview I’d like to see him dressed as Santa with his arm around a baby panda in a wheelchair.

  • Like, wow. Those that can’t seem to express themselves with words often find other means of expression. CB uses his fists. Sad.