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I don’t know how much more I can take, but Jon Gosselin hosted a Las Vegas pool party this weekend and I thought you should know.  The promoters of this party probably paid valid U.S. currency for this cheeseball to appear.  Money.  Though I’m sure, with a little negotiation, he probably would have agreed to be paid in cases of Magnum XLs and a lifetime supply of street vendor pretzels.

I put a few more pics of JG in the gallery because I know we have some Jonophiles around these parts.  Please take special note of the girl who has angel wings tattooed directly above her twat.  I’m staking claim right now and calling her the next Mrs. Jon Gosselin.

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  • i’m only chiming in here to ask people to please stop furthering this yahoo’s fake career and don’t read this junk (no offense to you, wendi). we need to stop celebrating people who don’t deserve it. let him fade into the oblivion.

  • The best part of this story… is that he had his Mother there!

    I can’t find the link to where I saw them yesterday… but the Mother who would have nothing to do with the TLC tv show… was with him at this party. Posing for pictures.

    • Maybe Kate had something to do with his mother not being on the show. Who’d want your mother-in-law hanging around?

    • If that isn’t a testament to how much his family disliked Katie, I don’t know what is!

      I’m still on the *I hate kate* bandwagon.

  • I read somewhere else that he was being mocked relentlessly by some dudes about his clothes, bald spot, and general douchiness. Ha-ha (a la Nelson from Simpsons)

  • I never really liked Jon, and def never felt bad for him. He was so passive aggressive and that is one of my biggest pet peeves. But now that he is a super douche, I truly despise him. And somehow.. in some weird way.. It’s making me love kate. Is that crazy?

    • No, I totally agree with you! He’s definitely super-douche of the century. I didn’t like how Kate treated him on the show at the time, and if he was going to get her back by getting a girlfriend then fine whatever. But to go to this extent of douchey-ness is just unacceptable. People need to stop paying attention to him.