OK OK, it’s not really like that. The twosome hit the red carpet — along with co-star Thomas Hayden Church — to promote their new movie, All About Steve. I know Sandra is “happily” married to Jesse James, and Bradley — uh — may or may not be having semi-regular sex with Jennifer Aniston, but these two sure do look a little too cozy to me. Like, if I were Jesse James and I saw these pics, I’d be all like, “I hate these pics.” Actually Jesse James wouldn’t say “these pics.” He’d probably say “Bradley Cooper” instead. I’m just saying, though, they seem awfully bonded, these two.