King of the Ed Hardey Douche Empire Christian Audigier has some things he wants us to know about his buddy Jon Gosselin. Apparently, he’s not the same man he used to be. Groundbreaking, we know.
Audigier does have some insight in to Gosselin’s relationship with Hailey Glassman, and tells People Magazine, “I met the guy for two days to see what he wanted to do as a job. In the beginning it was Jon and Kate, and then the guy came with another girl. He told me, ‘I’m going to come with my stylist. I need two tickets for the plane.’ So I said, ‘no problem.’ ”
Well, Audigier doesn’t seem too upset about his new buddy scamming a plane ticket to France off of him so he could have a European holiday with his trashy new hook-up. In fact, he seems to still want to work with Jon and mentions that the two might be collaborating on something having to do with bikes, because apparently Gosselin fancies himself somewhat of a biker.
We’d snark some more about how pathetic it would be to see a father of eight with an ex-wife and a girlfriend in her early 20s hawking choppers with dragons painted on them, but frankly, I can’t help but think that these three are a match made in heaven. The kind of heaven that’s actually hell, anyway.
Where can I get that bananis?!
Which one is Audigier? The orange one or the yellow one?
His stylist???? He needs help to put on an ed hardy tee with jeans? im sure christian audiger never beieved that and was hoping to bone him. jon is the new z list slut, poor tara reid.
Is that a penis?
Molls Im so happy you’re back…. thank you for ACTUALLY POSTING :) and brightening my work day
xo
i think you misspelled bikes. just mentioning
I LOVE THE PICTURE! I’m sure Jon has a little yellow one just like it!
What’s with the “sculpture”?? I read an interview with that Christian guy and he admitted that those ed hardy clothes were tastless crap. Said he never would wear them.
It looks like Kathy Griffins custom fitted dildo has finally arrived.
Nice picture. LOVE IT…