Look you guys, it’s
Lindsay Lohan Audrina Fucking Patridge posing for the new issue of Nylon magazine. The accompanying “article” is basically all light stuff like: “blah blah blah my acting blah blah blah my movie blah blah blah” and then they drop the real bomb: Mark Burnett is still signed on to produce a reality show around Audrina. Just Audrina. I can’t wrap my mind around this. Mark Burnett is serious business. Everything he touches turns to television gold. Why, why, why choose Audrina? Do we really need her to be a bigger star than she already is? Remember, this is the young woman who started out as LC’s awkward friend who worked at the record label and nodded and smiled and nervously agreed with everything LC said and was only marginally interesting in the sense that her eyes were really fucking weird.
Make this stop, God. A world where we’re making this young woman a mega-star is not any “reality” I want a part of. Please. There must be some bargaining room here. Can we give Justin Bobby his own show instead? I would even settle for that.