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Lindsay Lohan Topless in a Tiara

Lindsay Lohan Topless

Lilo doing an “homage” photo shoot in her Calvins. By “homage” I mean that this isn’t for an advertisement, or a promotion, or a magazine article, or for anything in particular. She was just bored.

Is it just me or does being topless make Lindsay Lohan seem even more ridiculous? I’m as straight as the shortest distance between two points, but that doesn’t mean I don’t appreciate seeing the occasional picture of a hot woman topless. This, however, does nothing for me. Except I now have this curious desire to donate money to lots and lots of charities.

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  • Same here. Nothing. I think it is the weird mix of the child-like tiara, the boyish underwear, pants and boots plus the sickly thin body instead of healthy thin that just add up to a big nothing. I look at it and just think “meh”.

  • That’s a very old photo from a Calvin Klein ad…..maybe instead of making up shit for this blog you could do a little research. Just sayin’.

  • she’s so writhing in hunger for attention at this point, it’s not even interesting anymore.

  • EvilBeet’s gotten as bad as that asswipe Perez. Dredging up old stuff to slag Lohan just to get page hit. For shame, you used to be better than that.

  • Doesn’t do anything for me either. But that’s because she’s NOT a hot woman. She looks like a girl that perhaps used to be attractive but hasn’t aged well as she approaches her 48th birthday.

  • She looks trashy in this picture.
    Maybe she wants to take the attention of the people at Calvins, so that could model for them.

  • Gee, I wonder what celeb site Kelly visited and took the “story” without checking the background?

  • Evil Beet NEEDS to let Kelly go.. this is getting ridicules and quite annoying to read.. I don’t really care if Kelly is a nice girl when she can’t journalisme for shit!!

      • Oh How embarrasing for me… I used a foreign word.. that could be because english is my 2. language. Whats Kellys excuse for making up shit instead of doing some actual work? I don’t pretend to be a writer wich is why I have not and wont ever apply for the job, so I don’t really see the joke… Douche!

      • Lol, for someone who’s “two” language is English… you’ve got a pretty big vocab there…
        Douche!
        That one left a scar…

        And if you’re going to bother studying English at all… study a little harder and stop fucking up my language. I’m rather proud of it.

      • haha a missing dot? you are grasping at sraws Trini! Thanks for the complement though I guess… and don’t worrie, time heals all wounds :)

      • WOW. Give the girl a break. She wasn’t criticizing Kelly’s grammar, she was criticizing her use of stories. If she said “Kelly u kant spel fer shit” than I’d think you were a little more justified in calling her hypocritical. God knows if I consistently tried to write in Spanish (the closest thing I have to a second language) I’d fuck it up, too.

  • The tiara just makes her look even sadder, and is it me or does she always seem to need a good wash. Junky funk is kind of what the picture is saying to me.

    She still doesn’t get that being on blogs is not an actual career, and I find that so odd.

  • Wow, that’s pretty damn pathetic when your ass needs to blatantly make shit up like that. Never been a Kelly fan… weekends generally blow asshole around here.

  • On photo shoots, the art director tells you what to wear (stupid tiara) and how to pose. Not have read the article, I’d guess the image they were going for was something like Lindsay was the new princess of the tween/teen set.

  • You know, even if there is the occasional error with a story like this, I’m still happy to visit Evil Beet for the quality of the writing. And Kelly is my favourite Beet writer. Rock on, ladies.

    • I have to agree to the comments above though, even blog celebrity journalism has certain standards and this piece pretty much fails on all accounts. At least print a retraction or make up a funny background excuse – something along the line of “psych, just wanted to make there was still intelligent viewership out there – good job y’all.”

  • Very old picture from W magazine from about three years back. I’ve been a regular follower of the Beet for quite a while, however recently posts are being blatantly knicked from other websites. Also, often recurring, is the mislabeling of pictures or stories and nothing is recanted when the mistakes come to light!
    Come on, you guys are great, much better than this…

    Do a little background. Yeah, we all get a bit lazy at work but if this is supposed to be a current gossip site, then keep it current with gossip that has a little bit of ethos, lah.

    Cheers and hope to see you go back to your old ways..

    • i agree, this site is sucking balls lately. i used to like it but it seems like the “stories” are either super boring (beet interviewing mini-me’s whorish ex-girlfriend) or old news (like this one).

  • Wow. Talk about not checking your back story– this is maybe the second time I’ve screwed up in 6 months and suddenly every story isn’t vetted, and I magically only post two articles on weekends– though I’ve NEVER once failed to put up the required 16, or now 14 stories.

    I apologize that I posted a photo that’s 5 years old from a magazine that I don’t read as “new.” It was new to me, and I DID attempt to check out the background on it, but only came up with information suggesting that it was new.

    As a matter of fact, another website posted that same photo TODAY as having just “recently surfaced” http://www.denimology.co.uk/2009/08/lindsay_lohan_in_calvin_klein_jeans.php

    • I’m really not trying to be a bitch, just trying to explain/clarify. I think the issue is that it seems like all the weekend stories pop up at once. Like there won’t be new content for the majority of the day, then all of a sudden it’ll pop up at once later on. So, if you check the site intermittently during the day, it regularly seems like there’s nothing new. I don’t think it’s an issue of reaching your quota, it’s an issue of making the site seem consistently fresh. Maybe just pace yourself/space them out more.

      I’d rather see a new article every hour or so then none all day and 8 in the evening.

  • God that girl is gross……….What did they do? Photo shop her fucking head and underwear label onto the photo of an Auschwitz victim? All of that running around the streets of Hollywood. Were the fuck is a drunk star or athlete when you need one? Someone please just run her the fuck over. She is so fucking skinny the police could clean up the crime scene with a single bottle of Evian.