Last night Lindsay showed up at Millions of Milkshakes in L.A. Perez Hilton was somewhere in the swarm, Twittering that Lindsay actually tipped off the paps that she would be there. Which, you know, I’m sure that’s true, but she looked so shocked by the crowd when she arrived. I’m starting to think LL does have some acting talent, after all.
As the pictures show, the first thing the owner did was slap an apron on Linds who was basically sans bra and in a nightgown. They went about the business of making shakes and you can see that Linds was very, very confused about mix-ins. The employee tried to explain the process to her, but she still didn’t catch on. Eventually, someone yelled, “Pretend you’re making a speedball!” Things clicked. And in case you aren’t familiar with my brand of humor, that didn’t really happen. Well, the confusion did actually happen but the speedball tutorial did not.
If you’re looking to watch twelve scintillating minutes of Linds arriving in a state of shock, Linds comparing IQ points with a baby, and Linds being alternately flummoxed and terrified by the complex task of food service, get a drink — It is National Tequila Day — and click here.
I don’t get it…why was she there, again? Why would she CHOOSE to surround herself with tons of paparazzi? I attempted to watch some of that video but all the yelling was way too annoying.
I feel like they should have made her pull her back.
I would definitely be sick to my stomach if while drinking my milkshake a long red hair showed up in my straw.
My thoughts exactly. If I had someone like her making my milkshake it would be thrown out immediately. Unsanitary!
dude! while i was reading the post there was this little mantra going in the back of my mind:
“hairnet hairnet where is her hairnet (repeat to fade…)”
Certified Hazardous Materials Manager (CHMM) and their expert team
couldn’t clean the joint.. they have to call in the professionals and go for building demolition
Aaah she’s so skinny her head looks like a balloon!! Someone give her a milkshake instead of just teaching her how to make them.
Haha! So true. I was icked out by her spine.
Perhaps she’d drink a vanilla milkshake if they added vodka and Kahlua to make it into a White Russian. Mmmm.
speaking of things drying up, someone with a spray bottle needs to get on that.
She is just gross, call in the HAZMAT team. Not only is she gross but I really think she is unattractive. I wish she would just fall off the face of the earth because I am sick of looking at her ugly, freckled face – oops, I’m in a bad mood and looking at her just made it worse. Go away Hohan, please, just go away.