Hailey Glassman has granted an interview to People, in which she shares how thrilled her family is that their 22-year-old daughter has hooked up with a decade-older father of eight. “They love him. They think of him as part of the family. They think things happen for a reason. The most important thing is if someone fits in with my family … This is perfect. It just fits.”
Glassman also raved about Jon’s cooking. “He’s a great cook. He cooks roasted veggies with special seasoning and sauces, and he grills pineapple with a butter concoction.” I think she’s a college graduate, but I question her intelligence as she classifies grilled produce as “cooking.” (Actually, I question her intelligence because she’s actively choosing to be the rebound lay to a dude who has more than a half-dozen kids, but whatever.)
Hailey didn’t hesitate in sneaking in a parting shot directed right at Kate Gosselin: “I’m a huge believer in not controlling someone. I’ll give my opinion but tell him to do what he wants to do. He said, ‘I’m just not used to having an option.’ I told him life is about options.”
Oh, grossness!
Seriously! I am not amused. To quote Michael K:
She didn’t need to bring Kate into this. Too soon. Set your timer for six months and try again.
One of the options for a paunchy, balding, greying middle aged man with 8 kids probably shouldn’t be a multiple arrested, dope fiend, drunken slut as the person you plan to inflict on your already traumatized children. Just a thought. He wants to have some control and she’s too stupid to realize that Kate ran the show because Jon isn’t bright, motivated to earn money or work to take or his kids, is lazy and does almost everything as half assed as possible to get out of his fair share of the work that is required when you choose to have litters of children. Kate pushed him hard, but Jon wasn’t about to do anything without being told to do it. Sad little man with a boat load of kids, this is why when you have multiple implants they advise selective abortion, so you can care for YOUR kids and not burden tax payers and force the kids to work from birth like slaves. I don’t see any of this ending well, for anyone least of all Missy substance abuse and future Miss rehab.
Hailey >STFU TRICK! NO ONE WANTS YOU TO OPEN YOUR MOUTH STICK TO OPENING YOUR LEGS.
No need for anyone else to comment. You’ve summed it up perfectly.
Thats a sexy time if I have ever seen one! put that nasty old man fat away, I bet he has the saggy old man balls to go with it. EWWW.
And that tart he’s dating??? wtf is she doing with a guy that has 8 kids still in elementary school? she doesnt seem like the type to play mommy so how well does she “fit” into his family life? I see this relationship lasting 3 months tops and one of many Jon will have over the next few years. He will be setting a great example for his kids. And his sons??? lets give them 15 years and see what they are up to. Way to go Jon.
Okay, he’s a total douche and an idiot to boot, but he’s not old. He’s only 32! Saggy old man balls are at least another 20 years away.
Looks like he just walked out of an all night frat party.
who else but girls gone wild rejects would date this homely dude?
“life is about options”. You should know Hailey. Like the option you had to either just fuck the football captain or the entire squad. Or to either take penicillin or tetracycline for those nasty sores. Or to take it vaginally or anally, or orally, or perhaps all three, etc…..etc…..etc…..etc……
on second thought, they’re made for each other.
too bad about the kids.
This guy is only 32 years old?! OMG! Imagine what a piece of shit this guy’s going to be in just another 5 years! Saggy, pale, hairy gut, thin, balding, graying hair, chubby, the tackiest, ugliest clothing possible. I always thought this guy looks like he has Down Syndrome or something (no offense to those with this actual condition). Just…gross. That’s all.
SHe’s a whore an she knows it. Not make her look any better attacking Kate
yeah real fathers choose the option of taking care of their families, where as bad fathers have the option of leaving them.
Yes who wouldn’t love to date anyone rocking douche hardy shirts and a pale pudge and sun burnt arms.
I almost pissed myself!
“a pale pudge and sun burnt arms”
I love the enitre post but that is my absolute favorite part.
He reminds me of an asian Bill Doughtrieve on king of The Hill.
Except Bill wouldn’t have left his wife…
OMG she’s soooo open minded and cool, I mean…if she had 8 kids she would totally just be like “okay, whatever” about everything… cause she’s like… the opposite of controlling.
Why is she even allowed to speak? The whole thing is a trainwreck.
Totally popping my popcorn so I can sit and watch. lmao
Yeah, Jon, Hailey will offer you options, like should we just get drunk, or drunk and stoned tonight? Do you want rare black or red diamonds on your $180,000 ring that my kids earned? Or should I get another free hair transplant or go for a free guy-tummy tuck from your father?
I sure hope that she doesn’t want kids because he’ll never have a kid who won’t earn a living for itself and its parents too. Oh, and supply Mummy with jewelery as well.
mMMmMm…he’s so….~*dreamy*~!!
GROSSSSSSS. after having eight babies i guess your body just isn’t the same.
hahahahahha
and i’m trying to guess what he’s texting…….
‘wut up hailey, it’s me. i’m wearing one of my super douchey t-shirts, scratching my big fat stomach, and thinking of you. just thought i’d send you a text on my teal colored phone. let’s get high later! peace aouwt……by the way, i have eight kids, and i’m going bald! !
you forgot “and i can’t wait to give you my 3 inch asian penis later.”
you’re absolutely correct, Rachael, asians have tiny little penises. and their vaginas are sideways too.
there is always an acception to the rule but i think we both know that for the most part west asians got the short end of the penis stick, we all know who got the long end too. ;)
LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO x *infiniti*
Phoebe, you made my DAY! I am sitting in my office and practically DYING with laughter!!!
then get back to fucking work, trini!
Anonymous…
does that word some up your entire existence?
Get a life, nobody.
The shirts he insists on wearing are killing me. Is he channeling his inner 9-year-old?
She gets the “Youth is Foolish” Pass. He SHOULD KNOW BETTER. Dayum.
I guess Hailey just feels the need to point out that she is better than Kate because she’s all easygoing and freewheeling and has no need to exhibit self-control, much less attempt to control any man….
I look forward to the day that Hailey realizes that Jon is using her to to try to recapture his youth and all the dope smoking and mindless sex he missed out on due to marrying young.
Kate is a major control freak for sure, but, it has become increasingly clear that she was forced to carry the burden of raising their brood while Jon sullenly slunk around uselessly awaiting her orders for lack of a clue of his own.
I just would like to have seen him have more respect for Kate, and his children, and not flaunt this loser gal pal around. He could have kept it classy, but he’s caught up in the fame. When one of his daughters questions him about that woman on his arm, why isnt it mommy, lets hope he gets a twang of “maybe I f’d up”
And we thought Kate had no shame!!!
Bets on how long it will take one of them to end up on “I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here”??
This guy is a complete retard! What these young women see in him in beyond me! What did Kate ever see in him? Was he always such a self-loving-teenager? *gag*
These people don’t live far from me….its a circus….people practically camping in front of their house to get a glimse of either one of them or the kids. Hey!!….what do these bimbos see in him? The classic 15 minutes and $$$$$$$…what else! They’ll use him and spit him out like old gum…and he’ll keep finding more…they say he’s not the sharpest tool in the box…….makes you wonder if he can get his little tool in any box………