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I Never Want To See This Again


 

I find these condescending — “Show your kids that you’ve still got it” — screechy little non-talents absolutely offensive in trying to attempt any Neil Diamond song.  That’s how I feel.  I’m not changing my mind.  Ever.

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  • Wendie, you’re the greatest!
    Screechy little non-talents, pretty much sums up what the Jonas Brothers are always going to be.

  • Sweet Caroline is only to be sung by either Neil Diamond or a group of Mariachis and drunken patrons at a Mexican restaurant. So good, so good!

  • How calculated, the money they make is dependent on parents not their core audience. I hate that these no talents are driving Maserati’s and have body guards, they have no business doing anything but asking if you want fries with something you ordered.

    My favorite thing was the big multi colored signed that said “I’m with stupid”, it’s all stupid when the Jobro’s are nearby.

  • I can’t believe that Rolling Stone put them on the cover not once, but twice. I long ago stopped believing that Rolling Stone was any sort of real pulse of what’s going on in music but by putting these Disney assclowns on the cover, it just brought home the point that Rolling Stone is outdated, antiquated, and struggling to stay relevant.

    • they really tanked when they were on saturday night live too. rolling stone sucks balls and so does jann wenner.

  • oh my gawd GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    i’ve heard way better renditions at karaoke : /

    *i* can do better – betches – gimmee suma dat MONEY!

    fuck these little rich no-talent assclowns…..

  • i love you wendie, and everybody who posted! my question is why are they still able to pack a venue? who’s buying the tickets? who did they blow to get to make a record in the first place?

    p.s. love ‘assclowns’.

    • Just wanted to say thanks, but apparently just typing the word “thanks” in gets an error message!

  • They are able to pack a venue because of all the indulgent parents spending the grocery money on tickets for their whining, bambi-eyed tweens. I am the “mean mom” and refuse to do this but PLENTY of my daughter’s friends are “lucky their mom loves them enough to take them to see NICK!” Yes, that is a direct quote from my abused child. :)

    • I hear ya, Bleh! One day you two will look back on this and laugh. Mly daughter is in law school now, and the only concerts that she went to are the ones that she earned the money for (both chores and summer babysitting gigs).

  • I can’t stand these little bitches i swear.. They got no talent whatsoever, yet they are singing this song???? Who the fuck do they think they are??? It’s bullshit.

    • Ahhhhahaha yes! That was a funny skit on SNL – mainly because of Alec, not these guys.

      And Neil Diamond only has 1 hit that non-Neil fans actually know. This is so not a big deal.

  • i have always hated these guys. and was REALLY pissed when I got rolling stone in the mail, which i never subscribed to, but to make matters worse these tools were on the cover! thank goodness i have 3 boys! honestly what is their appeal? they arent even good looking! and worse yet are those stupid chastity rings they promote & wear. man these guys are LOSERS!

  • Dear Joe Jonas,
    Yes, I’ve still got it. To be honest I’ve never lost it. You on the other hand have yet to find it.
    Just me, J

  • Losers who made $25 mill last year. As much as you all hate them they sure are good at making bank. And obviously most of the readers on EvilBeet are not their target audience.

    • bankability is not the same thing as talent. occasionally the two collide in one artist. not so here. i think what irritates us here at the beet (sorry if i interpret wrongly) is that THEY think they are genuine talent. in the 2nd rolling stone article joe jonas put his frontsmanship in the same league as bono and mick jagger. HOLYSHIT!! not even kanye has balls that big. this little punk who’s been at it for 15 seconds is gonna compare to hall of famers? fuck that shit.

  • Hmmm – you all sound so “old”…yah what do you expect a song recorded on a cell phone to sound like?? The JB write great songs.
    They are young and don’t sing like old hall of famers but so what those didn’t sound like angels when they started. If you moms have taken your kids to see Night at the Museum 2 then you heard them sing “Fly with Me” and they wrote it. They’re kids and other kids love them…
    I’m a big fan and an adult and I’m impressed with their wholesome style. they play covers for the parent who take their kids. Let them all have fun, that’s what entertainment should be. If you need opera voices you are in the wrong line. Lovin JB!!

    • thank you, janie!
      to all you adults offended by this, i say GET OVER YOURSELF!
      if an adult sitting next to you in the crowd would have said that as they stood up to sing you would have joined in!
      have you bothered to read their lyrics? can you play as many instruments as nick jonas? have you noticed that after years of complaining that our teens don’t have enough moral-based celebs to look up to, these guys come along, and you start to complain?
      did you make 25 mil last year?
      and more importantly–
      why are adults on here talking about children anyways?

    • thank you, janie!
      to all you adults offended by this, i say GET OVER YOURSELF!
      if an adult sitting next to you in the crowd would have said that as they stood up to sing you would have joined in!
      have you bothered to read their lyrics? can you play as many instruments as nick jonas? have you noticed that after years of complaining that our teens don’t have enough moral-based celebs to look up to, these guys come along, and you start to complain?
      did you make 25 mil last year?
      and more importantly–
      why are adults on here talking about children anyways?

  • its interesting that you assume i am an adult. i’m young but i have taste. i just don’t think these wannabes have the same kind of talent that many of their contemporaries do. i don’t care how many instruments they can play, they are just 15 minutemen.