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The Best News I’ve Heard All Week

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Rachael Ray had surgery last week to remove a benign cyst from her vocal cords.  Actually, the best news I could have heard all week would have been that the surgeon sneezed during a critical phase of operating and accidentally severed her vocal cords altogether.  But, since she hasn’t been rendered speechless, at least she’ll stop sounding like a fisher cat in heat.  Or Brooke Hogan trying to sing.  

Feel better soon, Rachael!

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  • This picture confirms my suspicion that part of Rachaels contract with Harpo has her getting Oprahs hand me down dresses. Sadly, this one makes her look like she’s got a ham in the oven.

  • She should never wear a long dress ever again. Or anything that shows off her super weird tits.

  • Wow! Really nasty post Wendie. I really like Rachael and think she is a cutie! Shame on you because whether you like her or not I wouldn’t wish tat on anybody.

    • Umm, hello? This is the first post by Wendie you’ve read?
      The nastier Wendie is the more I.Love.Her (my homage)

      Isn’t that pretty much the point of this whole site?

      • 2nd that. Wendie is the funniest writer here.
        Rachael Ray has always rubbed me the wrong way. Her voice is like nails on a chalk board.
        The tart smokes up a chimney, no wonder she has throat problems.

        Smoke em’ up bitch.

      • No, there is seriously something right with someone so consistently nasty. And something seriously wrong with anyone who love Rachel Ray. Oh yeah, and don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out to another site!

      • I never said I loved Rachel Ray. Nobody deserves to have a severed or lost body part wished upon them; that’s just cruel. If you think there’s something right? with someone so nasty, you need some help.

      • Are you too stupid to understand snark?
        There’s a big world out there and people will sometimes say mean things they don’t actually want to see happen.
        It might even happen in the workplace, and you’ll be expected to know the difference between what somebody says and what they really mean.
        I know this is just the comments section of a gossip blog, but it’s good practice.

      • Wow, what is YOUR problem? Someone just said “there’s seriously something right with someone so consistently nasty” and you go off on me? Make that two dumb bitches.

      • And you know what? I hope you get into a car accident and burn a long and painfully slow time and you stay awake for most of it so you see and feel every part of your fleshy body melting and sizzling before you lose consciousness from the unbearable pain. AHAHA look at me I’m so snarky!!! ahahaha

      • Yes, yes, we’re all bitches and there’s something seriously wrong with us.

        But you’re still in for a world of shit if you can’t tell the difference between snark and an attempt at mean spirited humor.

      • Doh! This is what happens when I post before I drink coffee.
        I meant to say that you’re in for a world of shit if you can’t tell the difference between snark/ a mean spirited attempt at humor, and actual wishes for a horrible, painful fate.

      • It’s ok to be snarky sometimes, but Wendie does it ALL the time for no good reason, even if the person didn’t deserve it. It’s not funny as most of us have already said and it just gets old. We can take a joke but it’s just too much sometimes. There’s a way to be witty/funny and not necessarily mean.

      • Ok. It just seemed like you were taking what she said literally. And that would be silly.

        I’m not sure most people feel that way about Wendie. Clearly some people do, but I don’t think it’s most.

  • She used to be so bubbly and cute and excited to be doing what she’s doing. If her cooking show is on while I’m flipping, I’ll stop and marvel at her utter disinterest for what she’s doing now. She doesn’t even attempt to seem happy that her bitch ass has numerous shows, a magazine, and whatever else that rolls in the cash… she’s just a vile, wretched, snappy bitch to her audience. So yeah, fuck her.

  • ahhh i HATE her voice. so. much. i also hate her eternal pep and her stupid fucking abbreviations. i thought this post was hilarious.

    • No shit! If I have to hear her say, “E.V.O.O.” and then follow it up with the actual words “Extra Virgin Olive Oil” one more time I’m gonna fly to New York and cut that bitch!
      The thing that’s most annoying about that is that there’s already an excepted cooking term, “evo” spoken like a word, not a bunch of letters, that means the same thing.

      • excepted=accepted.

        i’ve only had two sips of coffee. my brain dictionary spits out the wrong words when i’m tired.

  • Needs more cowbells and Stoup!

    Spaghetti and Meatball “Stoup”

    This is so good, quick & easy to make, Kids will love it. Thicker than soup, yet thinner than stew. Serve with a loaf of crusty bread, Enjoy.
    SERVES 4 -6 (change servings and units)

    Ingredients
    2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil
    1 carrot, peeled and chopped into small dice
    1 medium onion, chopped
    2 stalks celery, from the heart,chopped
    3 cloves garlic, chopped
    3 cups tomato sauce (or 1 14-ounce can plus 1 8-ounce can)
    3 cups chicken stock
    1 lb meatloaf mix (ground beef, pork and veal,I like ground turkey)
    1/2 cup grated parmigiano or romano cheese, plus
    additional parmigiano or romano cheese, to pass at table
    1/2 cup Italian seasoned breadcrumbs
    1 large egg
    2 tablespoons chopped fresh parsley leaves
    1/2 lb spaghetti, broken in half
    1 cup basil leaves, torn or shredded
    Directions
    1Preheat a medium soup pot over medium heat; add olive oil, carrots, onions, celery, garlic and saute 5 minutes.
    2Add tomato sauce, chicken stock and cover pot; turn up heat and bring to a fast boil; while soup comes cooks make meat balls.
    3Mix ground meat with cheese, bread crumbs, egg and parsley; roll into 1 1/2 to 2 inch-balls.
    4Remove lid from soup and SLIDE balls into soup; bring back to a boil then stir in spaghetti; reduce heat and simmer soup 10 minutes more, until pasta is tender and balls have cooked through; Stir in basil and remove’Stoup” from heat, serve stoup with bread and cheese.

  • Gee Wendie, I feel the same way about your hands. I wish you would develop cysts in each of them and that the doctor would sneeze and then render them both useless. At least to where you couldn’t type any longer so that we wouldn’t have to read the tripe you try to pass off as intellect/humor.

  • I hate this womans voice, recipes, and lack of style. She has no boobs- which is not a crime- but insists in wearing the tightest, most clingiest tops. She looks like she gets dressed in the dark and owns a funhouse mirror. Maybe they will make a wrong move and cut her vocal cords and we won’t have to hear her screeching voice any more. She’d sound better with one of those voice box things.