Jessica Simpson sang the National Anthem at a golf tournament that boyfriend Tony Romo — he was booed by spectators, because he was a Dallas Cowboys quarterback golfing in Washington Redskins territory and that’s bad — played in yesterday in Bethesda, Maryland. And you know, she didn’t suck. Some news outlets are calling her screechy, belting out of “The Star Spangled Banner” offensive, but those underdeveloped, overextended vocal cords have sold a massive amount of albums. She remembered the lyrics and no neighborhood cats appeared in hopes of using her leg as a scratching post. I consider it a success.
What I do find offensive: Horizontal stripes on Jessica Simpson. Offensive. Every time.