Bradley Cooper was briefly “dating” Jennifer Aniston. And when I say “dating,” what I really mean is “being seen in public to dispel the rumor that he’s engaged to be married to a certain celebrity blogger.” He must have become bored with all the Brad talk, because he’s “moved on.”
Now, the silly people at People are reporting that he’s “dating” Renee Zellweger. They had dinner Tuesday night at Antonucci’s in Manhattan and reportedly appeared to be a couple. He’s an excellent actor.
Stay tuned for more sightings and stories of him “dating” every single broad in Hollywood. And expect me to report every single event using a copious amount of quotation marks.