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14Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick Family Portrait


Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick have released a photo of their new family with the addition of newborn twins Marion and Tabitha.

When I looked up the babies’ names — contrary to popular belief, I don’t have all these names committed to memory – I learned something totally random:  SJP, MB, and their son James are all left-handed.  Fascinating, I know!   Then I looked at Sarah’s arms and learned something else:  Rent-A-Uterus is totally the way to go.  She looks fantastic for being a brand new mom!

June 30, 2009 at 7:04 am by Wendie
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14 Responses to “Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick Family Portrait”

  1. shz says:


  2. Dizz says:

    Aw Honey. Aren’t these the most beautiful babies that money can buy?

  3. Roofie says:

    If that’s not a gay man’s hair, then I don’t know what is.

  4. ugliestgirlonearth says:

    the baby in matthew’s hands looks uncomfortably bent backwards in a creepily dangerous way

  5. Maluca says:

    I’ve never bought these two as a couple. Ever.

    Kids are cute though.

  6. Señor Loco says:

    Not a huge fan of either of these two, but they look happy and I’ll give ‘em credit for that. Actually, that and the fact that they gave their children normal names and not something like “Zipple” and “Willowbreeze” or some stupid shit like that. Are you listening Gwyneth and Nick C.?

  7. Beehind says:

    Good for them!
    Cute babies, and it looks like James finally got a haircut.

    • Mona says:

      Funny, I was just going to comment that James looks so cute with his little boy haircut, as opposed to his long hair-kind-of-looked-like-a-little-girl cut.

  8. rockcriedout says:

    she does look fabulous. call me a traditionalist, but I wouldn’t want to miss the experience of being pregnant and giving birth. you should probably ask me for an updated opinion on that once I’ve actually given birth, though.

  9. deedee says:

    She is fugly. She has a major horseface. He has to be gay.

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