Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick Family Portrait
Jun 30, 2009 at 07:04 am by Wendie

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Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick have released a photo of their new family with the addition of newborn twins Marion and Tabitha.

When I looked up the babies’ names — contrary to popular belief, I don’t have all these names committed to memory – I learned something totally random:  SJP, MB, and their son James are all left-handed.  Fascinating, I know!   Then I looked at Sarah’s arms and learned something else:  Rent-A-Uterus is totally the way to go.  She looks fantastic for being a brand new mom!

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14 Responses to “Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick Family Portrait”

  1. shz says:
    June 30, 2009 at 7:11 am

    sweetness.

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  2. Dizz says:
    June 30, 2009 at 7:19 am

    Aw Honey. Aren’t these the most beautiful babies that money can buy?

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  3. Roofie says:
    June 30, 2009 at 7:26 am

    If that’s not a gay man’s hair, then I don’t know what is.

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  4. ugliestgirlonearth says:
    June 30, 2009 at 9:15 am

    the baby in matthew’s hands looks uncomfortably bent backwards in a creepily dangerous way

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  5. Maluca says:
    June 30, 2009 at 9:39 am

    I’ve never bought these two as a couple. Ever.

    Kids are cute though.

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  6. Señor Loco says:
    June 30, 2009 at 9:52 am

    Not a huge fan of either of these two, but they look happy and I’ll give ‘em credit for that. Actually, that and the fact that they gave their children normal names and not something like “Zipple” and “Willowbreeze” or some stupid shit like that. Are you listening Gwyneth and Nick C.?

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  7. Beehind says:
    June 30, 2009 at 10:45 am

    Good for them!
    Cute babies, and it looks like James finally got a haircut.

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    • Mona says:
      June 30, 2009 at 11:49 am

      Funny, I was just going to comment that James looks so cute with his little boy haircut, as opposed to his long hair-kind-of-looked-like-a-little-girl cut.

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  8. rockcriedout says:
    June 30, 2009 at 2:54 pm

    she does look fabulous. call me a traditionalist, but I wouldn’t want to miss the experience of being pregnant and giving birth. you should probably ask me for an updated opinion on that once I’ve actually given birth, though.

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  9. deedee says:
    June 30, 2009 at 6:41 pm

    She is fugly. She has a major horseface. He has to be gay.

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