Bad news, guys. I don’t think Izzie is dead. A source close to negotiations of the Grey’s Anatomy cast confirms that T.R. Knight is definitely a goner, but Katherine Heigl got a bunch of money thrown at her to stay. Want to take a collection so we can throw a bunch of money at her to leave?
I think I watched one season of Grey’s and couldn’t tolerate any more. If I remember correctly, Izzie was performing all sorts of unorthodox and life-saving procedures on Denny — the dead dude she’s been chatting up this past season courtesty of a brain tumor — and I had to stop watching. I would torture my husband, asking questions like, “Is that proper hospital protocol? She didn’t wash her hands, couldn’t that kill him? Would a bunch of doctors just stand around and watch her kill her fiance? Is there anyone on staff that Izzie hasn’t schtupped? If I agree to have another kid, will you promise me that we never have this show on our television again?” I don’t know if I have any of those facts right, but that’s how acid-induced the show appeared to me at the time. And we have a two-year-old — I’m a woman of my word.
So, to all you rabid Grey‘s fans, are you just so excited that Izzie is alive? Who is she going to sleep with on this upcoming season?