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The Most Ironic Quotable Ever

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“Lindsay and Paris hate not being on the covers of weeklies.  That’s why Lindsay has been causing so much havoc and pulling these antics. And why Paris had a big blow- up with Doug [Reinhardt].”

An unnamed source discussing Paris’ and Lindsay’s displeasure with the fame whores better known as the Gosselin family.

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      • Almost nothing in Alanis’ song is actually ironic. Most of it is coincidence. And coincidentally I was JUST listening to that song.

      • ‘Ironic’ means both coincidental and contradictory in a humorous/poignant/extremely improbable way. So almost everything in Alanis’ song is actually ironic.

      • yeah, there is really nothing ironic about that song. “rain on your wedding day” just really sucks. “the good advice that you just didn’t take” is you being stupid.

      • That is one of the worst songs ever made and now it is stuck in my head. Thanks guys! JK :)

      • Rain on your wedding day can be ironic, but only if there’s a set-up that makes it contradict what you were expecting, and since the set-up is not there, you’re right.
        And the good advice that you just didn’t take? Personally, I find that to be ironic.

  • I really like this picture of the two, even though they’re douches. Linds looks especially nice/not wasted.

    • Lindsay has looked so terrible in so many pictures, it was nice to see her next to the always-hideous Paris. I had forgotten that she really can be quite attractive.

  • That picture is so sweet! Yes I know it contains two of hollywood’s biggest skanks but they look so nice there, so clean.