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Hef Can’t Tell His Sluts Apart

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Hugh Hefner is old and starting to sound really old.  He admitted at a recent Playmate of the Year part that was held at the manse, that he can’t keep his twins straight.

Karissa and Kristina Shannon are identical twins, save one little mark on one of their necks.  Heck, he couldn’t even see the departure of the original three girls next door, how is he expected to notice something as small as a beauty mark?

Hef also talked about who he would want to portray him in a movie — Robert Downey Jr. — and Kendra’s impending arrival.  “Kendra is going to be a good mommy, she’s growing up and Hank is going to be a very good influence on her. They are an ideal couple.  I’m sure the baby will end up at the Mansion. We do have (lots of little bunnies). We have a lot of friends and second generation Playmates, so there are a lot of kids around the Mansion these days.”

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  • Lots of little bunnies? That’s disturbing. I’m sure if Kendra has a girl it’ll probably end up a playmate, but still– let’s not count our chickens before they hatch. Maybe she’ll be a teacher! lulz.

  • BTW The site’s acting up, it keeps loading a blank page and you have to like, stop it midload for you not to get the blank page. Very bizarre.

  • I started to read this and just didn’t care…..I just cant get it up for Hugh Hefner and the Jail Bait Duo.

  • Who cares? these girls are gorgeous and probably dumb as a rock.
    They are interchangeable.