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Cristiano Reynaldow Gets Up Close and Personal with a Skank in Las Vegas

Cristiano Ronaldo

… and it’s not Paris.

This post was originally titled “Cristiano Ronaldo Snogs a Skank in Las Vegas.” But the picture is a little grainy, so I can’t actually tell if he’s kissing this girl, or smelling her breath, or about to punch her in the face.

Could he be cheating on Paris? Is it possible to cheat on something that has had more penises in it than the bathroom at an all-boys preparatory school?

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    • He is very good and famous portugese footballer. But I guess in States you know only David Beckham.

      • im european and live in the us

        when i first came here I WWAS SHOCKED bout how little knowledge the average american knows bout football (soccer)

      • Well a lot of their time is devoted to learning geography and international politics you know.

      • eee i have met tons of americans, and none of them is good neither in geography or international politics… sorry but american are know for beign dumb just dont get offended…

      • I went to europe and was SHOCKED bout how little knowledge Europeans know about (american) football… its just not that big here in the states. I have lots of american friends who love ‘soccer’ but its not a huge thing here…

      • hahaha! don’t worry, eha i wasn’t offended! and here’s a little tip for the next time you try and insult american intellect– learn english! trust me, it gets your point across much better.

        and as for americans being completely ignorant about football, i admit we are a little behind the rest of the world… but we’ve got our fair share of fans as well!

        and i’m not really surprised to read this about ronaldo. he’s a bit of a man-whore, isn’t he?

  • I dont understand how you couldnt even get his name right in the title. This is your job, try reading ur posts before you post them.

      • oh i didnt think it was a joke since she spelled that doug dudes name wrong the last time she talked about him too. my bad.

  • Oh no he di-int!! Good luck booking a hotel on your next trip, Ronaldo. Or trying to get into a club. Or breathing.

  • I thought Paris & Douche R were back together… ?

    Meh. I’ve been bored with her for a long while now. She needs to release another sex tape or something.

  • oh my fellow countryman….
    oh dear…
    he’s a great soccer player,
    and he loves skanks,
    I kind of consider him a male skank too,
    it runs in his blood
    no matter how good he is in the field.

    • i kno i mean hes so good on the fieldddbut and hes pretty cute except when he dresses gay/ or becomes mr. man-skank

  • I mean, this guy comes from a poor family, and he’s very good at what he does.
    He’s supporting his whole family and making a wonderful career.
    He also “created” a brand of clothes called CR7, and opened a store for one of his sisters to run.
    His mum is not the best model to sport the clothes though.
    As this one is actually a gossip blog, I guess you won’t mind having a peek at her and the clothing
    I couldn’t find the pic in a portuguese site so I got it elsewhere
    http://bam.czp-vecer.si/bonbon/default.asp?izdaja=1&kaj=3&id=5417868

  • looks like she is just kissing him on the cheek… who the eff is this dude anyway? if he is hispanic the whole kissing on the cheek thing is nothing at all.. idk thats what it looks like to me but not like im an expert or anything….

    • not hispanic
      portuguese
      and yes, people around here tend to kiss a lot
      although I’d say she’s just whispering to check on his diamond earring
      LOL

    • She’s a skank because she’s the one in front of Ronaldo and not one of the EB staffers (except you, Wendie).. btw, go anywhere outside of the US and this guy is a God