Woah. Lauren Conrad’s life just got way too meta for me.
If you hadn’t heard by now, Lauren Conrad somehow got a book deal before me. Her debut novel is called L.A. Candy, and it’s “the behind-the scenes story of a young girl who moves to L.A. and unexpectedly becomes the star of a reality television show.” So, ya know, it’s the story of Lauren’s life on Laguna Beach and The Hills.
Now here’s where it gets really weird: Lauren wants to turn the book into a TV show.
“It’s one of my hopes,” said LC, who will hold court tonight at her book party at the Thompson Hotel in Beverly Hills. “We’re going to start working on [adapting it for TV] when I get back from my book tour.”
Ummmmm am I the only person who sees the insanity here? This is like watching a TV in a TV in a TV in a TV. You can’t make a TV show about a young girl who unexpectedly finds herself the star of a reality TV show — because that is the reality TV show. That is the entire premise of The Hills. You may as well have just stayed on The Hills, Lauren. OMG. Help! Brain exploding! I’m stuck in the infinite loop of Lauren Conrad’s career and I can’t get out!
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i feel my brain cell count going down just looking at her
OMFG I laughed so hard at the “TV in a TV in a TV in a TV” thing… Just hillarious!
Does she know what her book is about? I mean she didn’t write it so she may not even know that it is about her life on a reality show. She may just think it is about the candy industry in L.A.
gosh she is dumb
Beet, James Van Der Beek (Dawson from Dawson’s Creek) just ended his marriage with some brunette girl. Woohooo!!! He was like one of my first TV crushes during puberty!! Man, I’d still do him.
As if that show isn’t scripted. People must be incredibly retarded if they still believe that The Hills is actually a reality show.
It’s not a complete circle until Lauren is cast in the new TV show as the main character.
@ Katia: DAMMIT!! I was going to say that! (Or, my second thought is that she’ll probably want Charlize Theron to play her)
Ha ha ha…this sums up Lauren Conrad perfectly.
I missed your writing, Beet :-)
Risking sounding like a schmuck, I did too.
Wow. Lauren Conrad just blew my mind.
I laughed SO hard at this post.
it’ll be like ED tv.
… and that’s a bad idea.
LC:s life seems so boring. Like, she never really moves on in her life. There will always be the same circles.
how do we get her to GO AWAY
Does this remind anybody else about when they made a musical based on the movie Hairspray, and then made a movie based on the musical that was based on a movie?
so much for commending her on walking away from the spotlight.
ii l0VE LC!