I give Britney Spears a lot of credit for rebounding back to some level of sanity, but I’ve always felt that something was amiss.
I went through the checklist and realized that she’s accomplished almost everything required in order to get her Train Wreck Certification: photographed with no underwear under her dress, passed out in a nightclub, suspected drug use and abuse, lapsed into British accents, standoff with the cops, wore a pink wig, slept with paparazzi, stayed in a mental health facility.
So, what was missing? Ah, yes. Topless photos and a sex video. Now, thanks to old still shots from the “Gimme More” video Brit is one step closer to completing the picture of crazy. It’s time for K-Fed to break out the ol’ home videos.
Click here for topless Britney and, uh, NSFW. Duh.
you forgot that she shaved her head. you should put it on the Train Wreck Certification list.
And period stained undies – twice. Check that off the list too.
oh please. like every single female who’s menstruated hasn’t had this happen. grow up.
are those tattoos on her nipples? pasties? wtf? whats going on there???
I’m glad to know those are only fake tattoos covering up those happy, little nipples of her’s.
She may be a train wreck, and has an ugly vajayjay, but her breasts are pretty awesome – natural, nicely shaped, and just big enough. I wouldn’t mind seeing her topless more often.
Natural? Are you on crack man?
She had breast implants long ago.