Lindsay Lohan is slowly but surely destroying every aspect of the entertainment industry. Movies? Check. Music? Check. Now she’s got her bloodshot eyes focused on fashion. And let’s face it: Lindsay Lohan’s involvement with anything usually equals catastrophe. She’s the opposite of King Midas…everything she touches turns to failure.
Linds is in talks with House of Emanuel Ungaro about coming on board as a creative consultant. And I ask: would you accept creative consultation from someone who only wears leggings and flannel shirts? Because if that’s all it takes, I was totally qualified for this job back in 1992. Unless the “creative consultant” is the one who scores all the best coke for the office staff, in which she is definitely the right ho for the job.
It’s a totally insane concept — Linds being employed, and all — but I do feel an immense sense of relief that Ungaro’s head designer, Esteban Cortazar is threatening to leave and take his team with him if this coke-fueled union — all unions involving LL involve coke — between Ungaro and Lindsay happens.
Ungaro, I beg you not to do this. You’re a 41 year-old label; you’re too young to die.