May 18, 2009 at 02:17 pm by Evil Beet

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At least they can be civil for the kids. They haven’t been seen together in two weeks, but Jon and Kate Gosselin were in the same place on Sunday, to celebrate the fifth birthdays of Alexis, Hannah, Aaden, Collin, Leah and Joel. As Us Weekly bitchily notes, “The celebration was a week late: Kate spent the afternoon of the sextuplets’ actual birthday — Mother’s Day — at a tanning salon instead of with her kids.” (How does one spend an entire day at a tanning salon? Shut up, Us Weekly.)

J&K barely spoke a word to each other, although Jon chatted with Steve Neild, Kate’s bodyguard who she’s rumored to be sleeping with. The camera crew was, of course, on hand.

I can’t believe the sextuplets are already five years old! They’ve been famous since they were born! I sure hope Kate’s saving some of this TLC money for their therapy sessions later in life, and not spending it all on tanning.

22 Responses to “Jon & Kate Reunite for the Sextuplets’ Birthday”

  1. Melissa says:

    Not just tanning… that butch bitch hairstyle, too. I can’t believe she thinks people are still after that look. Um, no. Folks are delusional…

  2. mimi in mo says:

    “At least they can be civil for the kids.” I hope you are right & it’s not just for the camera crew/TLC. If it is, for the kids, that is fantastic. No matter how much they hate each other (if they do?) they are still co-parents of the kids. And civil parents make for much happier kids.

  3. jen says:

    She looks so happy!

    Her hair is horrible-I saw on another site (dlisted) a view from the back,even worse. Saw a bunch of photos of the party and Kate looks so angry. I would hate to have Kate as my mother.

  4. jeneria says:

    I hate to be so negative all the time but these people make me sick. They are every bit as horrible as the Octo-mom. All they do is whore out their kids so they can glom onto some undeserved fame. It’s disgusting.

    • TVsnarkie says:

      They are worse than octomom. Where do you think Nadya got the idea? Kate is probably her idol!

      When Kate was interviewed by Larry King and Dr. Phil, about Octomom, they still couldn’t see the similarities and called Kate an “incredible supermom”
      It was puke-worthy.

  5. jemms says:

    you mean those soul-stealing side glances she gives to jon? look at her in the photos yelling at poor, clueless donkey (jon) “I said you’re BREATHING too loud!!!!!”

  6. Jess says:

    Kate needs a stylist.

  7. LMH says:

    I got hooked on this stupid show after hearing you rave about it here, Sasha. :)

  8. SNK says:

    Kate is a harpy. There is just no nice term for her.

  9. K.L. says:

    By God, she is a control freak. Look at that body posture that says “If you don’t do as I say, so help me I’ll use your CHILD as the pinata!”

  10. TVsnarkie says:

    They need to stop filming these “fake” events.

    The poor kids must be so confused.

  11. theotherme says:

    It does not surprise me that this bitch would spend the day tanning her plastic ass instead of with her children on their birthday.

    Do the sheeple still think Kate is a good mom? Of course they do, they are ignorant losers.

  12. nitegal says:

    And the person that she is yelling at in the picture is…..any guesses? Yep, it is none other than Jon. He must not have been holding the pinata correctly. She doesn’t know how to be civil, if even for the kids sake…..very sad!!

  13. wisteria says:

    this makes me so sad. why does this woman get more respect than the octo-twat?…they are both whore-ing out their children. SO sad.

  14. quirkygirlkitten says:

    they are such horrible parents. they need to send the film crews away and get into family counseling or something.

  15. manny boles says:

    Kate is hotter than hot. I love her hair. I’d marry her in a second, 8 kids and all.

    She does a great job with all that is going on.

    I would love to fall in love with this woman, and I am still married.

    manny

  16. kimmie williams says:

    i think that they try their best for their kids ……….i love this show!!!!!!!!!

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