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13The Couple That Jogs Together …

Justin Timberlake, Jessica Biel

… I dunno how to finish that. The couple that jogs together … flogs together? Clogs together? Hedgehogs together? (I’m sure that means some sex thing to somebody. “Hey baby. I’m a little drunk. I think I’d be down to let you hedgehog me tonight. But you can’t tell anyone I let you!”)

Anyway, whatever it is, Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake are doing it. The couple defied break-up rumors for the billionth time by taking their perfect little bodies for a jog together in NYC. It’s so cute and healthy I could just vomit. (Doesn’t that sound easier than exercising?)

April 30, 2009 at 4:34 pm by Evil Beet

13 Responses to “The Couple That Jogs Together …”

  1. Tako says:

    Isn’t he the most adorable thing ever? i think he is…

  2. Tako says:

    by the way, i hate my psycho looking icon…

  3. Nika says:

    The british say snogs for a bit of pass (passion) you can use that.

  4. Trini says:

    It looks like she’s really trying to catch up… I hope he’s doing the smart thing and running AWAY from her.

  5. thatLisa says:

    lol at this post! oh yeah, good call on snogs too Nika

  6. Allie says:

    Do they have some kind of nike endorsement deal?

  7. Shan says:

    Want to know why I don’t? (I bike for assercise, I also like to make up words) I have never seen a jogger look like they are havind any kind of fun. I bike with a friend and I pull tw babies behind me. WE have fun but people who run by, having no fun.

  8. Peter says:

    I am just waiting for Wendie’s post when these two marry. Someone will have to be present in order to give her oxygen and, of course, her usual morphine drip.

  9. Manda says:

    whats with the ugly tattoo on his ankle?

  10. sia says:

    see I’m completely anti jogging together.
    If I even think about exercising I go BRIGHT red and my girlfriend does not need to see that. Plus I prefer going at my own pase

  11. musicstudent says:

    it’s uncomfortable how much better in that relationship that he is over her. and i don’t like him, and i think she’s hot. you know she jumped the shark when she did a stripper movie with full on nudity, that goes straight to video. at least britney is on a world tour…

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