Oh, Jon Gosselin, father to many…

Hot on the heels of February’s drunk and cheating Jon Gosselin story with pictures, there is yet another drunk and cheating Jon Gosselin story with pictures.  And before seven hundred and fifty three of you respond with, “That’s not him!” he’s already acknowledged being out at 2 a.m. with his “friend.”

On April 18th, while wife Kate was in Bellevue, Washington peddling her new book Eight Little Faces, Jon Gosselin went to some club called Legends.  Before I go any further, how does a father of eight get to go clubbing?  I have three kids and find it difficult to get to my hairdresser once every ninety days without my darling little encumbrances.  Rant over-back to Jon.  Eyewitnesses at the club say that he arrived at 11:40 and stumbled out a back entrance around 2 a.m.  The term, “could barely walk” was spoken.

Jon was then heard yelling to a woman, “Hey, babe! Babe! Give me my jacket!” before hopping into his Nissan Nismo with aforementioned “Babe.”  Upon being confronted with the flash of cameras, they sped off without turning on their headlights.

As it turns out, Jon was just letting Babe take his unit car for a test drive.  In an emailed statement Jon said, “I went to Legends to speak to the owner. A friend of mine wanted to check out my car, so I let her drive it to her car.  Yes, I have female friends — but that is all she is. I’m not going to end my friendships just because I’m on TV.”

I don’t know what’s going on with the Gosselin union, maybe it is all just innocent, but Jon was also quoted in May’s Ladies Home Journal saying, “I always thought I would be, like, 54 years old and marry a 19-year-old or something.”

Now, if Jon is actually cheating on Kate, she’ll kick his ass out of that $1.3M manse before the next solstice.  I’ve seen her vicious attacks on dust bunnies.  There’s no way she’ll tolerate a cheating husband.  She hardly tolerates a breathing husband.

79 Responses to “Could Jon & Kate Plus 8 Could Soon Be Renamed Kate Plus 8 Minus One Big, Fat Cheater?”

1. new2blog says:

   May 31, 2009 at 8:03 pm

   I usually do not comment on these sites but I would like to point out a few things. 1) Jon says he did not cheat; only he and the other person knows for sure. 2) If Jon and Kate do divorce who says for sure Kate will get the children? It seems to me that she would be the one that would most likely exploit them and with the past shows as evidence Jon can prove to be the main parent that cares for them without paid help which, is something that Kate needs to have to handle all eight. 3) If Jon does get the children he would surely get the house and Kate would have to pay support since she is the wage earner. 4) Jon would cancel the show because I think he does see what it is doing to his children (see season 4 ending) and he should… Just my opinon :)

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2. Heather says:

   June 1, 2009 at 5:09 pm

   I agree with the above. But I hope they can work it all out. She may be a bitc*, but she LOVES her kids. He knew how she was when he married her. He needs to get over himself.

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3. lisa salazar says:

   June 2, 2009 at 7:15 am

   kate is a bitch jon needs to leave her and he needs to keep the kids

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4. Jazmin says:

   June 3, 2009 at 8:59 pm

   Maybe it will be called:
   Jon & 8, Minus Kate…

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5. ARI says:

   July 2, 2009 at 8:31 pm

   EVERYBODY NEEDS TO QUIT WATCHING THE SHOW!!! JON AND KATE NEED TO GET THEIR LIFES STRAIGHT AND THEY CAN’T DO IT WITH CAMERAS ON. NOW THEY NEED ALL THE MONEY THEY CAN GET SO THEY AREN’T GOING TO QUIT, SO WE NEED TO HELP THEM BY NOT TURNING THEM ON!!!!!!!!!

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