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Apr 26, 2009 at 07:34 pm by Evil Beet
Jessica Alba got pulled over for a minor traffic ticket this weekend, and it was caught on tape, but definitely the best part of this vid is listening to the paparazzi be assholes to each other. If you’ve never had the opportunity to watch a bunch of paparazzi in a group, it’s an experience not to be missed. They’re always like this. Seriously if you make a trip to LA, don’t bother actually eating at the Ivy (it’s overpriced and the food sucks), just stand outside and listen to the paparazzi talk shit to each other. It’s hilarious.
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Are you really trying to brag about stupid things again? I for one am not impressed.
Um, what the hell was she bragging about?
Anyway, that was funny, Beet–I ended up listening to the Paparazzi after all and they sounded like the dumbest bunch of morons on the planet. I’m only sorry their arguments didn’t go on longer.
OMG…Jessica Alba smiled? Remarkable….
HA! I love the pap trash-talking =P so funny
Oh Jessica, what are we gonna do with you? I read that she got pulled over driving the wrong way down a one way street. And to top her stupidity, she was all “So to fight it I have to show up in court? Wouldn’t that be your lucky day?” to the cop. Because, ya know, right after I see Jessica Alba I can die happy knowing that I was in the presence of such godliness.