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Love It Or Hate It?


Hey, guys.  I have to go see my dermatologist this morning so he can do horrible, terrible and terrifying procedures to me.  If I survive the ordeal, and I don’t harbor high hopes that I will, I’ll be back later for more bonding.

Until then, I expect that you will assist me in ascertaining what, specifically, is wrong with the ensemble Sophia Bush wore last night to the A|X watches launch party. Should a woman just never have an ocean wave extending across the broadest part of her body?  Are the shoes just a tad bit too S&M?  Is there some unevenness going on in the chesticles area?  Help unravel the mystery.

Side note to spellchecker:  “Chesticles” is so a word.

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