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Hugh Hefner Gives Former Girlfriends Relationship Advice. Yikes!


Hugh Hefner continues to wax philosophical about the Girls Next Door.  For real, I don’t think the twins are working out too well for him since his attention still seem so focused on Kendra, Bridget and Holly.  I’m totally over that show, why isn’t he?

In a People interview, Hef says that rebounds are the way to go and marriage, for all intents and purposes, sucks.

About Holly: My conviction has always been, being an romantic, that the best solution for a failed romance is a new romance.

About Bridget: The major problem for her, quite frankly, is that she’s not here a lot. She’s got this wonderful dream job for the Travel Channel (Bridget’s Sexiest Beaches), she’s wandering the globe. We’ll see how that plays out, whether she’s really contemplating making this more serious.

About Kendra: I’ve been very lucky in romance, but not expert in marriage (two divorces).  They are two separate things. What happens traditionally in a marriage is, of course, a marriage turns into parenthood and the affection is kind of transferred to the children. She picked very well, I think he adores her, I think she really loves him. What they have to get over is they come from very different backgrounds. If love conquers all, it’ll conquer them.

Poor Hugh!  I’m more convinced than ever that he hasn’t been taking his Ginkgo biloba for he surely would have remembered that no one cares what he thinks about the girls, their relationships or the weather, for that matter.  The end.

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  • Um? Way to put a little elbow grease into pumpin that story out.
    Cut & Paste + Saying you dont care a few times = story?

    I mean Evil Beets business plan is wicked awesome. You pretend to like the ho’s with the highest Google rankings and post their name a few hundred times in your headlines and BAM! Your idiot TEEN readers click on your page and you two copy cats get some ad mula!

    Please continue to refuse to raise the bar. By all means continue in aiding people in becoming even more stupid.

    • Wow… that was a very intelligent and bold statement. I thought I was the only one that does that.

      You’re obviously new here.

      I would introduce myself, but you will be hunted down and killed before dinner.

  • Hef is a totally shallow, vapid man who hasn’t the slightest iota of emotional intelligence, let alone emotional availability. His persepctive on women and/or dating is useless to any male with character, fidelity or honesty. Blech.

  • i care. im a fan. this show was fun, and the playboy history is colorful and interesting. that is, of course, my opinion. if nobody cared, this show and these girls would never have seen the success that they did.

  • hey dog it’s me again i am a huge fan i like when you drawed a pumkin around that guys head and you called he’s big fat head a pumkin head. THAT WAS HALERIOUS…. YOU ROCK. LOVE YOUR BIGEST FAN RYANNA

  • … an romantic? Am I the only one who gets annoyed by people who can’t tell the difference between “a” and “an”?

    • Agreed. It more than annoys me and makes me want to scream “IT’S A, NOT AN!!!” Typically, you hear or read the misplaced “an” by elitist snobs that you would love to slap.