Jenna Jameson has been blogging, peeps. And she has some advice for the ladies out there who are trying to get pregnant. Want a quick delivery? Do tons of dudes crunches!
Yes, I am the lucky mommy of two gorgeous boys… Jesse Jameson and Journey Jette. I spent 2 months in Hoag hospital on bed rest, in order to try to take my twins to term. Well, I came pretty close! 33 weeks was my magic date and I delivered my boys on March 15th. I was blessed with a very easy labor, it lasted about 2 hours. When it came to pushing them out, I truly believe the 500 sit ups a day paid off. I was able to push my 5 pound Jesse out in 5 pushes. Journey who was 4lb 11oz was out in 3 pushes. I loved the whole process of being pregnant and I hope to have another baby someday…. but in the meantime, I’m having a blast with my two little monsters! By the way, Jesse looks like me and Journey looks like Tito! I feel like the luckiest girl ever!!!!!!
May I be so bold as to suggest that her career, which included intercourse with thousands of over-endowed men and dildos, may have slightly contributed to the fact that her kids came spilling out of her like a clown car routine?
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indeed wendie. indeed. 500 crunches my ass.
go f– off Jenna . I am so sick and tired of these bitches with their personal trainers & their bs stories. She’s a human midtown tunnel for gd sakes. I’m sure her soms will be quite proud when they grow up..
HA HA…”human midtown tunnel”. INDEED.
Yeah – Okay. I’m just sure her doing 500 crunches is what helped her…
Nope. Not buying it. A mad number of dicks inserted definitely played a role. My Wife and I just welcomed our first child into the world last January and it took no less than 8 months of a healthy diet, mental preparation, prenatal vitamins, 4,367,852 apologies, 1 midwife, and 1 nurse for us to complete a 7 hour natural child birth.
I just love a guy that tells the world how small is dick is. You rock.
Hh thank you Wendie. I should know better than to read this blog at work. I can not help but laugh loudly at this and then I need to share with my boss what I was laughing it. Hysterical.
Who made her dress?? I like it very much.
i knew i couldn’t beat you to the punch of THAT joke.
Who in hell’s name calls their kid Journey?! That worries me more than the width of this woman’s mammoth hole.
You’re a jealous fat cunt…..
I spit my breakfast all over the monitor when I got to the clown car part. I hear laughing is a good ab exercise…Maybe you should get into making preggers work-out videos, Wendie.
LOL Wendie! That was hilarious. Clown car routine! lmao
This story reminded me of Beet’s post about how Jenna’s sons walked out of her pussy. And you know what? I’ll bet that’s exactly what happened.
As the mother of a preemie (my son was 11 weeks premature), I’m going to go with the fact that she had premature babies as the reason her labor was so easy. When they are that little, it isn’t quite comparable to delivering a term infant. I hate it when people glorify how easy it is on the mother when the babies are premature. Those babies can face a lifetime of issues related to their prematurity and they have to be her kids on top of it. Poor kids.
Thanks, that’s just what I was thinking. Smaller babies means smaller heads which means they’re easier to push out.
Also 7 weeks premature. The babies double in size those last two months. I’m guessing they walked hand-in-hand out of the clown car.
I think it has more to do with the babies being premature and TINY than 500 sit ups a day. Seriously.
yes Wendie, yes you may.
well, that’s rich coming from someone who’s seen more dickends than weekends. She probably got a snatch the size of a 5 gallon bucket.
I pushed 10 lbs 5 ozs out of my cooter. Hardest worked 2 hours of my life… but it was worth it :)
If you don’t mind, in the future please refrain from calling me cooter.
I’M GLAD YOU CALL YOUR VAGINA A “COOTER”….AND AS FOR IT BEING HARD….IF YOUR FAT AND OUT OF SHAPE DURING YOUR PREGNANCY…SURE IT’S GOING TO BE HARDER….GET A LIFE…
LIKE I POSTED BELOW…I HAD A 6 POUND GIRL 4 DAYS BEFORE MY FRIEND JENNA…NEVER DID A PORNO…NOR SLEPT AROUND…..BUT I WAS IN GREAT SHAPE BEFORE, DURING AND AFTER MY PREGNANCY….1000 CRUNCHES A DAY TO BE EXACT….AND HAD HER IN JUST A FEW PUSHES….SOOOOO LIKE I SAID…IF YOUR IN SHAPE IT REALLY HELPS….SOUNDS LIKE YOU WERE FAT AND OUT OF SHAPE…IT’S LIKE ANYTHING ELSE…OUT OF SHAPE FAT GIRLS ALWAYS HAVE A HARDER TIME DOING ANYTHING….AND USUALLY FINISH LAST…YOU SOUND LIKE JUST A BITTER JEALOUS FAT GIRL.
Why is this woman even famous? She’s just a glorified hooker.
Yes, be bold! That was the funniest thing I’ve read all day!
I was just looking over really old funny stuff on my computer, being retired I have plenty of time to do pretty much the time to do things like this…..just wondering??? Were you the big one to call me BOLD? just asking??
She is such an idiot. She gave birth to 2 preemies who were probably 3 pounds each.
except you’re wrong. Every girl in the business will tell you all that sex makes your pussy tighter than ever. Now having children…
i have totally heard that too. it’s like working out…
I’m shocked those babies didn’t just FALL out, and sustain some sort of head injury! Ab workout? Fuck you, Jenna! She’s taken dills so big that an oak tree has less girth! Puhleez!
YOU KNOW I SIT HERE AND READ ALL OF THIS CRAP ABOUT SOMEONE NONE OF YOU KNOW….I MYSELF WAS A FEATURE DANCER FOR YEARS…NEVER DID “THE PORNO” THING BUT I DON’T JUDGE…I POSED NUDE FOR SEVERAL MAGAZINES AND MADE WHAT IS AND WILL BE A GOOD LIFE FOR MY DAUGHTER I ACTUALLY HAD 4 DAYS BEFORE JENNA…AND I DID 1000 CRUNCHES A DAY YOU READ RIGHT 1000…SO YEAH AS FOR THE ONES WHO REALLY KNOW ABOUT WORKING OUT…IT HELPS ALOT….I HAD MY 6POUND DAUGHTER WITHIN A FEW PUSHES TOO…..AND I’VE NEVER DONE ANY PORNOS….NOR HAVE I EVER SLEPT AROUND…..FOR ALL YOU HATERS….GET A FUCKING LIFE. LOOK ME UP ON HE WEB AND TRY TO TALK SHIT ABOUT ME….PEOPLE LIKE US DON’T CARE……
You know I’m sitting here reading all the comments bashing Jenna, and just had a few things to say….I my self am a professional model…was a Feature Dancer for over 13 years….I knew Jenna very well she is a friend, Did I approve of what career she chose….it really isn’t my business….I just know I’ve been put down and ridiculed for my posing in Playboy, Penthouse,etc…….Well I’m here to say I gave birth to my first child 4 days before Jenna had her twins, and I’ve never done a porno in my life….I haven’t even done a photo shoot with another person in the picture…I gave birth to a 6 pound 4oz little girl with NO problems…it was very easy….and yes like I said google my name Raquel Darringer….I did 1000 sit ups EVERYDAY for YEARS, and I stayed in shape ALWAYS sooooo yes I do think it has alot to do with what kind of shape you are in when giving birth, Jenna as well as myself were in the best of shape….you mothers out here as well as men who don’t know their ass from their elbows…..keep your
F!@&%*+ negative comments to yourself….if you stay in shape everything is easier….I wasn’t going to comment on this but it really pissed me off to see her get bashed like all of you have done…if You don’t like her or jealous of her….keep your FAT ass of the sites she’s on…and go to the GYM>>>>>Raquel Darringer
I have read all these comments and can’t agree more with you. People are just jealous and bitter. Get over your pathetic tiny little lives and stop picking on people who are better than you!! LOSERS!!
I have bookmarked your site and visit all the time, keep up the good work!
Have you seen Raquel Darringer now she looks like a beached whale and broke.