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Megan Fox Potentially Hulks Her Way Into A New Movie Role

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Hot on the heels of her success in Transformers, Megan Fox is being pursued to star in the new She-Hulk movie.  A studio source says this:   “She-Hulk comics are popular so it’s only natural that the character makes the transition to the big screen.  The idea is to make She-Hulk sexier but even more savage than the Hulk, which is why Megan is the big favorite for the lead role. She’ll be green of course and will have to hang on to a few more pieces of clothes than the male version when she transforms!”

Oh my God, how much is this movie going to suck?  Who wants to see all the hotness that is Megan Fox turn green and bust out of her clothes?  Sure, Fox unclad sounds appealing at first blush, but she’s going to have huge guns and bulging eyes.

Can we just start taking bids on opening weekend box office receipts?  I’m going with $7M.

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  • The She-Hulk comic is very surreal & funny, it breaks the fourth wall a lot & she isn’t all angsty like Hulk. This might not suck too hard, as long as they stick with the humor.

  • Can someone tell me how I can make my hair all smooth and shiny like hers short of spending big bucks at a salon?

  • can anyone tell me what happens when a she-hulk turns into a hulk?

    does she actualy hulk out and get super beefy like Arnold with boobs or does she just get real tall and has a build more like the Williams sisters, you know those black girls who play tennis?

    because i cant picture that skinny bith having anything even semi athletic attached to her head.

  • She’s a gonna be a great She-Hulk; pretty amazing comic, I say. I still think she’ll be a good WonderWoman tho! :)

  • I wish the movie makers would make a Wonder Woman film instead. And I think Lucy Lawless would be a good choice for that role… Another good idea would be to have Linda Carter in the role as the Queen, Princess Diana’s mother. They just need to make a script strong enough to be a decent movie that either is just as good or better than the television show was.

    I think She-Hulk will fail to exceed anyone’s expectations as a good film, regardless of Miss Fox’s acting skills.

  • Can she actually carry a movie? She’s nice to look at but…

    Then again, The Matrix is one of the best action movies ever and Keanu is no Brando. With a good story, good director and great actors, it could still be good.

  • Well even stretching her little talent and lazy-as-hell looks out to star as a cartoonish ogre, this movie would be a challenge to make with out favorite super-heroine JOLIE or a woman wrestler. Maybe Lady Gaga would be better if she would have a guitar weapon and sonic killer voice.

  • Megan fox looks so hawt that I can’t even hate on her. And I want to very much, but I just fall into her eyes and …oh never mind.

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