Set your DVRs because Miley Cyrus is on The Rachael Ray Show tomorrow. Can you imagine the cacophony of those two little squawkers? Ugh. Need. Booze.
Miley shares that dating Justin Gaston has brought her closer to the Lord. As in, “Oh God. Oh, Lord, whatever you are doing, don’t…ever…stop…”
Just kidding, just kidding. Miley would never talk during sex because she knows that her voice automatically thrusts erections around the world into the no-fly zone.
Seriously though, Cyrus told Ray, not Billy but Rachael, “I’ve never been closer to the Lord since I met him. He’s really made me read my Bible. He’s made me actually read the stories in the Bible-not the quick little verses-that not only help me, but show you how to help other people.”
In other words, she knows Justin Gaston biblically-which we already knew.
Other exciting parts of the taped segment include Miley talking about how she didn’t like Gaston initially, and that she is learning how to color her own hair for eight dollars instead of paying eight hundred dollars to have it done professionally. Fascinating stuff.
Yawn.
Rachel Ray and Miley Cyrus in the same room . . . black sucking hole of brain matter.
Absolutely no interest in watching it. Although I do want to know what the heck she’s doing in the picture shown above. Doesn’t look very virginal…
He “gets her closer to God”. Wow. Like we can’t see through those Trent Reznor lyrics.
miley cyrus is insufferable. and does anyone notice that her out of control ego makes her look middle aged, not at all teenaged? unchecked impetuousness makes you ugly!
miley cyrus is insufferable. she needs to keep her yappy flappy mouth shut. and does anyone notice that her out of control ego makes her look middle aged, not at all teenaged? unchecked impetuousness makes you ugly!
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miley is just pulling a funny face you do it so shut up happygirrrl
Bite me.
If it’s a funny face, how come it makes her look an insufferable bitch?
I think it’s funny Katrina’s name is linked to Smiley’s website. Is Katrina short for Smiley or Mandy??!! ;0)
Looks like she wants sausage milk.
I honestly don’t think she’s a very cute girl at all. Her face reminds me of a chipmunk or some other smug, bitchy rodent.
“Cyrus told Ray, not Billy but Rachael”….awesome writing skills Wendie, you are so talented…
for a very long time i actually thought miley and rachel ray were like mother and daughter !
ya pls
uhm yeah. ew.
her family is craaaaaaaaaaazy.
Why are you dating him still Miley. I still like you for a friend!!!!!!!!!!
Why are you still dating him MILEY. You still rock. And we still like you and we love you so much love alyssa!!!!!!!
will she ever quite dating the jonas brothers she all ways goes back and dates them again!
Therefore Justin Gaston is a good influence for her. That’s good!
Look at the picture of her licking her lips as he walks down the runway in this ugly outfit. She’s thinking “ooh he’s sexy come here baby.”
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I was just talking with my friend about this today at the resturant. Don’t know how we got on the subject really, they brought it up. I do recall eating a amazing steak salad with sunflower seeds on it. I digress…
All you require is a little patience and a little practice.
Well, I do not know if that’s going to work for me, however definitely proved helpful for you! :) Excellent post!
Miley’s making up for lost, pretend to be nice time.. funny, because she started very early on do it and have fun yehaw.. and wasn’t sugar and spice, and all things nice, her real.. was just hidden..