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Kanye West Wants To Be Uh, DOPER



There is no way that a girl like me should ever be utilizing the word “doper” but it’s Kanye West’s newest goal:  Doper-ness.

Last night’s South Park was a spoof on Kanye West’s under-developed sense of humor and his over-inflated ego.  I’ve posted three NSFW clips that give you the basic idea of what the episode is about; you can see it in its entirety here.  And now, Kanye has responded with a bit of humility on his blog.  Sadly, still not enough modesty to take the fucking caps lock off, but baby steps.

SOUTH PARK MURDERED ME LAST NIGHT AND IT’S PRETTY FUNNY. IT HURTS MY FEELINGS BUT WHAT CAN YOU EXPECT FROM SOUTH PARK! I ACTUALLY HAVE BEEN WORKING ON MY EGO THOUGH. HAVING THE CRAZY EGO IS PLAYED OUT AT THIS POINT IN MY LIFE AND CAREER. I USE TO USE IT TO BUILD UP MY ESTEEM WHEN NOBODY BELIEVED IN ME. NOW THAT PEOPLE DO BELIEVE AND SUPPORT MY MUSIC AND PRODUCTS THE BEST RESPONSE IS THANK YOU INSTEAD OF “I TOLD YOU SO!!!” IT’S COOL TO TALK SHIT WHEN YOU’RE RAPPING BUT NOT IN REAL LIFE. WHEN YOU MEET LITTLE WAYNE IN PERSON HE’S THE NICEST GUY FOR EXAMPLE. I JUST WANNA BE A DOPER PERSON WHICH STARTS WITH ME NOT ALWAYS TELLING PEOPLE HOW DOPE I THINK I AM. I NEED TO JUST GET PAST MYSELF. DROP THE BRAVADO AND JUST MAKE DOPE PRODUCT. EVERYTHING IS NOT THAT SERIOUS. AS LONG AS PEOPLE THINK I ACT LIKE A BITCH THIS TYPE OF SHIT WILL HAPPEN TO ME. I GOT A LONG ROAD AHEAD OF ME TO MAKE PEOPLE BELIEVE I’M NOT ACTUALLY A HUGE DOUCHE BUT I’M UP FOR THE CHALLENGE. I’M SURE THE WRITERS AT SOUTH PARK ARE REALLY NICE PEOPLE IN REAL LIFE. THANKS FOR TAKING THE TIME TO DRAW MY CREW. THAT WAS PRETTY FUNNY ALSO!! I’M SURE THERE’S GRAMMATICAL ERRORS IN THIS… THAT’S HOW YOU KNOW IT’S ME!

Stay tuned.  A kindler, gentler Kanye could be in the works.

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  • It’s funny how in his blog he evaded the accusation of being gay, just as he did in the episode.

    “I AM NOT A FISH!!”
    is now
    “I AM NOT A DOUCHE!!”

  • 1. He used the word ‘dope’ MULTIPLE times.
    2. That’s sweet that he gave Lil’ Wayne a shout out. I did see Lil’ Wayne get interviewed once on television and he really did seem like a nice guy.

  • Mencia isn’t saying anything about being killed by Kanye in the episode?

    I went to work last night giggling everytime I walked past the fishsticks

  • Oh man, I love South Park! So brilliant…Trey Parker and Matt Stone take animated comedy to a whole new level. As for Kanye, well, he’ll always be an idiot.

  • That was hilarious. I never watch south park and find it mostly annoying but that was truly funny. Kanye grates on my nerves. Maybe that little attempt at humility (if you can call deciding that you won’t tell people how wonderful you are because they can see it for themselves because they are buying your products humility) is a result of Amber Rose on the verge of dumping his ass.

  • lmao the clips are hillarious! as for Kanye on his blog, well, what can we expect from Kanye….