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What Should I Wear to the Britney Spears Show???


You guys!

Big decision time!

I’m going to see Britney here in Seattle on THURSDAY!!! My best friend is coming out to Seattle to go with me. We are SOOO excited! We were texting this morning trying to figure out what we are going to wear. We have NO idea! I said I’d ask you guys for ideas. I know you guys can get creative and fun.

What should we wear to the Britney show????

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  • Britney was just here in Dallas… and to my complete utter amazment there were girls well into their 30’s… actually closer to *cough*40’s*cough* dressed as Britney @ Hit me one more era… style. Oh yea… pig-tails, knee socks and short plaid skirts.

    As a girl in that same age group… I was stunned.

  • Why are people still drawn to this chic? It must be generational gap, b/c I would rather have a kidney removed than have to sit watch this bipolar self destructive can’t sing worth crap chic.

    On a happier note, I’m going to see Depeche Mode for my B-day. Yay!

  • You should dress up like your favorite characters from the Star Trek universe. You’d really stand out.

    Or maybe a simple “Britney Sucks” t-shirt would do.

    Either way, just make sure your vaginas are showing because that’s how cool people like Britney roll. Maybe you two could even put fake c-section scars on each other to make it seem even more Britney’ish.

  • You should wear ear plugs and some type of face gear for when her big floppy pussy comes plopping out of her spanx and knocks the first fifteen rows out in a thunderous cloud of cheeto dust.

  • You should wear like, cute trouser jeans, cute heels, and a cute top.
    Wow, I just said cute wayyyyy tooo many times.
    But no, in all honesty, it’s just a concert, so something comfortable, but still cute and flattering. You’ll be taking lot’s of pictures, but also singing excessivly (sp) so um ya, i’m rambling….

    you get the idea :)

  • So much for your commenters humoring you with an answer to your question. No lives=useless comments I guess.

    Anyway, I AM JUST AS EXCITED ABOUT THE SEATTLE SHOW! My gf got me tix for Xmas and Ive been waiting patiently since then. I also have the outfit dilemma: of course my BAby One More Time halloween costume from 1999 was tempting, but alas, I am too old. Do I wanna be comfy in my big jeans and tee, or do I wanna wear my little old navy dress? I suggest you do some cleave and comfy jeans. You can’t go wrong with cleave.

    If I see you I’m yelling “BEET!” and then running (I’ll be embarassed)…


    • RE: “No lives=useless comments I guess”
      DUDE pull the stick out of your ass.
      people are havin’ a good time AS THEY SHOULD.
      and go with the Baby One More Time outfit.
      if people think you’re too old – fuck ’em.
      have a good time.
      over & out.

    • That is actually a great idea…a big stuffed snake pinned to a sparkly outfit would be absolutely hilarious and very original.

  • “You should wear ear plugs and some type of face gear for when her big floppy pussy comes plopping out of her spanx and knocks the first fifteen rows out in a thunderous cloud of cheeto dust.”

    LOL – that is the most awesome post ever!

  • Totally with you on the pink wig. And the comfortable clothing. Do not wear a skirt or dress. Jeans would be fine and if you wanted height, the safest thing would probably be wedges or something. Shirt… Shirt is completely optional at a concert. Maybe get something printed on a t-shirt?

  • no matter what you choose, there is no way it could be more hideous that what britney is wearing in that^ picture.
    in other words, don’t worry about it. ;)

  • SO many of these comments made me lol.

    I really like the pink wig idea, it’s fun and funny. I’d go with nice jeans and a cute top as most people are saying. Try some funky jewelery too to go with the pink wig. As for shoes, flats, imo, would be best. They’re not boring, old running shoes and WAY more comfortable than heels! A happy medium between too casual and bleeding toes:). I went to a concert once and and my friend wore open-toe heels (dumb). She tripped and got stepped on ending up with a swollen bleeding big toe- not pretty!

    You’ll look great! Have fun Beet:D

  • i’m thinking skinny jeans into boots(camel colored if you have them) with a flowy shirt that hits your hip and a little cropped leather or linen jacket. Loving navy with cream or gold right now:) Are you shopping or going with old items? I also really love scraves but not tied the typical overdone bandana way. Try knotting the two ends together first and then twist around your head twice…delicious. I think you’d look great in emerald green though, which i do not. Have so much fun beet ~Fin

  • Well, I just saw her on Friday, and it was all homemade shirts or leggings/short skirts/cleavage/boots everywhere (a la Lohan). But just gonna put this out there- dress comfortably. The number of drunk girls carrying around their heels in the street after the show was hilarious. Actually, it seemed like more girls took off their shoes and lost them. Oh, and beware drunk dancing girls spilling drinks everywhere, in other words, avoid white.

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