Apr 06, 2009 at 02:35 pm by Evil Beet

Lindsay Lohan on the cover of Chinese Harper's Bazaar Pictures Photos

Lindsay Lohan graces the cover of Chinese Harper’s Bazaar this month. You’d think with all the Photoshopping they did on this picture, they could make her hair look slightly less like a bad wig. But no.

Sources are reporting that Lindsay is furious and lashing out about the breakup. She reportedly used her private Twitter account last night to say: “I was right all along. Cheat. Being cheated on does wonders to you. I’m doing this publicly because u&ur friends call People mag.. So you win, you broke my heart. Now go away. I loved you.”

Oh Lindsay. Cheer up. How can anyone be sad while wearing that much lipliner?

14 Responses to “Who You Calling Unemployed???”

  1. Abbi says:

    You do not know how many times i scrolled down and then back up to make sure that was her. Doesn’t look like her whatsoever. Omg. My mind just got the best blow job ever.

    • Jeremy says:

      Same here. Except for the blow job part. All those Chinese people will now think white people look like mannequins on coke.

  2. Sarah says:

    I… didn’t even know that was her. I love La Lohan. But she looks like shit warmed over twice in this picture.

  3. adair says:

    Aw LiLo. I watched 2 of her movies this weekend. How pathetic am I? (Parent Trap & Confessions of a Drama Queen). What I’m trying to figure out is who broke up with whom?

  4. Alice says:

    so many things wrong in this pic

  5. Emma says:

    God wtf is this cover…
    are we in the early 90′s and I did’nt knew?

  6. JorgeMacD says:

    That barely even looks like her! What a hackjob.

  7. mark says:

    I am crazy about this little cunt and she looks great but why does the hair look sooooo bad?

  8. Canaduck says:

    How kind of them to totally change the shape of her face.

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