A lot of you guys are mad at me today, and I’m sorry for that. I’m in no mood to have people mad at me today. Some days I’m in the mood to have people mad at me, and some days I’m not. Today is a not. Listen, I write a TON of these posts every single day, and sometimes they cross a line in a funny way, and sometimes they cross a line in a way that isn’t funny. But I do a lot of them, and I’ve been doing a lot of them nearly every day for three years now. It’s like being on The Real World — if you just have cameras following you around all day every day for months on end, every now and then you’re going to say something that’s gonna make you look like an asshole. We’re all human around here. I am sorry.
I racked my brain for how to make it up to you guys, and I came up with something that ALWAYS raises my spirits: Hot fireman without their shirts on. So I come bearing naked firemen. Enjoy and forgive.
If you know of a hot fireman pic on the ‘net that I haven’t posted, please do include the link in the comments. Let’s all share the firemen and the love. Let’s make it a good day.
Why is people mad at you? I’m not! At all!
Have a great day!
OK, you’re forgiven :).
Oh man I don’t know why people are mad at you, but thanks for the men!
Omg this just made my day.
What gay porn star is mad at you?
Just tell me his name … I’ll slap him around with a big rubber dildo.
Came back for a second look. Guess it was a rough day what with all that fat arms stuff, but all is not lost- TSS is back! Yay!
HA HA HA HA HAAAA….. yeah the Gay POrn firemen don’t really do it for me, either.
Ahh… I forgive you!!! Big hug: (((((Beet))))) Now never do that again ;) We women need to stick together to some degree. I’ve seen some assholes be cruel to you when you post a pic and you MUST know how that hurts. But I know you are a sweet gal with and EVIL streak and I can love you, not despite it, but FOR it!!! Don’t let this business turn you cruel though – you are SO MUCH BETTER than that! Call a girl a bitch, a slut, or a whore, but don’t rag on her batwings or muffin top … unless she’s just ASKIN’ FOR IT! You know the difference ;o)
Love ya!!
That guy sure does have some HUGE arms!
They’re actually kind of fat. He has fat arms.
LOL!
lol!!! =)
And thanks for the lunch meat!!! I’ll just need a few minutes alone …
damn you!
how did you figure out my 2 weaknesses???!!!:
1. trashy celeb gossip
2. hot firemen
girl, you should start a 1-900 psychic line.
you’re goooood!
*sigh* and all is right with the world again…
mmmmmm….what a nice hose
I forgive you beet. I think most if not all of us will. You must be pretty strong to not have burst into tears reading some of those responses to the earlier post. Some were just downright cruel and mean! It’s amazing how when someone says something unintentionally hurtful, people jump on the bandwagon and verbally murder you like you dissed their dying grandmother. You came back and apologized with a humbled heart and I think only a frigid bitch wouldn’t forgive someone who brought back an apology AND half naked firemen. :-D
Forgiven!
Who the fuck cares what a bunch of angry fat women think?
Don’t worry fatties, someone will eventually love you.
Jokes aside, complaining about Beet making fun of someone’s fat arms is rather insane.
Yeah where’d the catty women go? Why have we recently been invaded by the legions of Lifetime Channel fans and PC police?
seriously.
It’s the jon and kate plus 8 crowd I swear
hahahaha lol
I’m not mad at you Beet & thanks for the nekid firemen!
Sorry, but firemen do not excuse the heidi montag post! Yucky!
yeah, I regurgitated my supper when I saw that. Make it stop beet! Make it stop. this was my sanctuary. I had all but forgotten about the gruesome twosome. That post snuck up on me like a wet fart.
beet im tell u what i wrote on my friends eight grade year books:” Nevr change n dont let the h8ters fuck wit u. whoooo!!! st.u 2003!!!!” and you don’t owe those assholes anything, especially shirtless firemen. It was A: a joke , and B: she DID have fat arms.
So you apologize for your “fat arms” comment by posting pictures of gay. perfect bodied firemen that have the exact opposite of fat arms? Shouldn’t you really be posting half naked chunky firemen and then express your love for their extra plumpness? That only makes sense.
That aside… the fat arms post was funny. I’d much rather see an apology for all the “Daily Lohan” crap.
She will never win.
the Daily Lohan is pure genius not crap
Really? It’s pure genius?
I’m going to assume you’re on drugs…. so, don’t do drugs!
lol klipper. you seriously bring her up in every post. every time i read comments on ANY post, there’s klipper, talking about lindsey again. you crack me up.
Now THIS must be an April fool’s joke!
Beet are you seriously apologizing to all those -probably fat- people who can’t stand the tiniest comment about other fat people while they laugh their -probably ginormous- ass off at any other non-ethical joke about things that don’t have anything to do with inner fucking beauty?? (And I know you do you hypocrites, this whole fucking site is full of that shit, so there I said it, bunch of hypocrites you are!) This is celebrity gossip site for God’s sake give her a break!
But I still think we should keep the firemen though.
That was a lovely post, thank you.
yay beet!
i wasn’t ever mad at you, but if i were that would totally have turned me around. fantastic and sincere – and if people get their entertainment from you speaking in public 24/7, they can’t get too mad if every single thing you say doesn’t induce rapture.
you’re awesome – you and half-naked firemen :]
Beet, you need to write an update on Shanna and Travis. Be sure to mention her saggy tits when you do. (“Enraged by his comment, ‘Damn, them things is swangin’ low today, babe,’ Moakler hurled a Ming vase at the recent crash survivor’s narrow skull, missing it and causing the overpriced knick knack to explode loudly when it hit a near wall. Police were called after a neighbor heard the ruckus. At the scene law enforcement verified that, yes, Moakler’s tits were in fact saggy. Barker was let off with a warning but the couple has since agreed to split.”)
See, I actually need to read more battles on this website. It’s great catharsis. I have a shitty, stressful job, so seeing everyone here fight then make up feels oh-so-good.
Now off I go to get beat down by The Man again.
Me and my fat arms, saggy rack and rotten yet slightly comforted attitude.
This website is pretty much a public service for slobs like me. I’m surprised my tax dollars don’t fund it.
I was never mad at Beet in the first place, but still, these pictures do nothing for me. How about naked women for your male readers?
Oh, so you can’t even become gay just to make things easier for Beet? After all she’s done for us? Huh? Lousy, lousy fan!
beet! u have absolutely no reason to apologize! this is your site that we all keep coming to despite what you write. u called adrians new girl a whore for fucks sake and ppl are tripping over fat arms?! ppl need to get over themeselves and spend a lil more time working on their biceps/triceps! <3 you beet!
it’s not all about OUR own insecurities with our arms. that’s a shallow way to look at it. it’s that we come here to read a funny and slightly bitchy blog, not a mean spirited and cruel blog, like perez hilton’s, and if we wanted that we would go there. we just don’t want to see evil beet get out of hand and turn into that. to think the responses of all the readers who were put off by that post, are only because we have fat arms, shows how self centered you are, not us.
maybe you should go to cuteoverload or something. the word “evil” is in the title. no false advertising.
Beet, you are awesome.
End of story.
He’s hot, but he has fat arms!
Why are people mad?
The only offensive thing beet did today was post heidi montag’s song…
Oh… it’s about that unfunny guy’s wife with the enormous arms?
Beet has always called her fat arms…
ALSO they’re pretty large arms.
Maybe I’m a little bit lesbian, but I’ve NEVER liked this fireman shit. So lowest common-denominator pandering (especially the calendars…ick). Sorry. Wait, no I’m not sorry.
Mmm… fireman. I hope I didn’t hurt your feelings, Beet. I do know it’s been rough for you and I can’t imagine the microscope you’re under with such a popular blog. At the same time though, I read EB because it’s different than Perez and I like that. I read your personal blog and I do believe that you put on a different hat than “you” when writing for EB, but I just reacted when I saw a post that seemed the epitome of the reason that I left Perez.
Still rootin’ for ya.
Good GOD Man, if I light my garage on fire will one of these guys come and save it? Thanks Beet for these cheer-me-up photos! My only request and can we have a “One Hot Guy a Day” photo to cheer us up during this miserable economy?
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wtf?!!!
wait…let me spell this out in caps…
WHAT THE FUUUUUCK!??!?
beet…really? i mean, really??
i was finally COMPELLED to research what the fuck you were apologizing for….and guess the fuck what???
now YOU OWE ME…AND ALL YOUR FANS LIKE ME, A MOTHA-FUCK-ING APOLOGY!!!
now, trust me girl…i understand (tot-al-ly UN-DER-STAND) the evils of pms, family crisis, job suckage, etc…(i get the mean reds around the 18th of every month, oye!)
but, one thing i will not tolerate is…the ONLY FUCKING SPACE WHERE A WOMAN CAN BE AS SNIDE, AS CRUEL, AS FUCKED UP AN ASSHOLE as a man…be degraded by an…”I’M SORRY” to a bunch of oversensitive fatty-mcgratties!!! (yeah, what! i said it!)
beet…sweety….sweety-beety (affectionately), now lookit…i feel you are for whatever reason having a bad day or week….but, don’t you ever…EEEEEV-ER, let some OBVIOUS FUCK-ING ENTITLED CANDIDATES FOR JENNY CRAIG (ya what, biatchez, i said it!) steal your thunder… ya get me, see!
i don’t come on your blog for fucking APPROPRIATENESS!!!
I’M THE SAME BITCH THAT SAYS THAT…. yes! jessica alba’s baby DOES look like a fucking monchichi…and i hate it when good looking people are having the times of their lives…i.e. ‘gisele bunchen & tom brady’!
are you fucking kidding me….i come on this shit to do what the taliban would cut our fucking heads off for doing…and that’s:
being the CRUDEST, ILLEST, ILL-APPROPRIATE, RUDEST, BRUTAL, INSULTING CUNTS we can be…cause why???
this is the united states of FUCKING america!!!
all you sniveling little heartbroken biatchez do us AAAALLLLLL a favor & don’t return to the beet…if she soooooo fucking bruises your motherfucking del-i-cate sensibilities….
*wahhhh, ah, wahhhhhhhh*
check y’all asses over to popsugar!
DON’T FUCKING COME BACK HERE…YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY TOO GODDAMN STUPID TO GET THE FORMAT OF THIS BLOG. sucks for you, though. go back to your suppressed ‘wannabee’ mormon existence, shitheads!
and sweetie-beetie…….keep ya head up, we got’chu, honey!
don’t let these terrified biatchez change you!
& no apology is necessary, as long as you stay:
*billy joel sings*
“……..just the way you aaaaaare”
GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!
& GOD BLESS THE BEET!!!
:-)
amen to that!!!!
One word…DECAF.
I have to say it
This is not the “United States of Fucking America”, it is the internet otherwise known as the WORLD WIDE WEB. Contrary to popular belief the USA does not = the world.
That being said I agree with everything else you said! Beet has been calling Jimmy Fallon’s wife Fat Arms forever. It’s not a serious insult. Every woman does it when they see a chick with the guy they lust after. We are bitches get over it. This is a GOSSIP website not a weight watchers support meeting.
lol caz
oops.
that ‘fuck yeah’ stuff was from yours truly
*wink*
re: CazMinx
Contrary to popular belief the USA does not = the world.
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the fuck you say.
*electronic drumroll*
‘America,
FUCK YEAH!
Coming again, to save the mother fucking day yeah!…..
America,
FUCK YEAH!
So lick my butt, and suck on my balls!’
*sticking my tongue out at you*
nmmm
oh!
that ‘fuck yeah’ business is from yours truly *wink*
“a bunch of oversensitive fatty-mcgratties!!! (yeah, what! i said it!”
ha ha ha ha!!!
I think I have just developed a bit of a mini-crush on this poster ;-)
Fuck America and the boat you arrived on.
YAY! Forgiven.
Beet, I wasn’t mad to begin with (even though I too have fat arms), but if I pretend to be, can we get some hot fire-women? I suppose hot chicks in general will do. Police women would be a good option – with the hand cuffs and all. Mmmmm….
forgiven. i am all for funny, btchy comments. i think we all appreciate your humor and just feel obliged to let you know when we think you have crossed the line. especially when it’s targeted to a not so much celeb personality who we feel isn’t really asking for it. it’s true, stuff happens now and then, and it’s not too big of a deal as long as this site doesn’t turn into some overly catty, nasty blog like perez hilton’s.
Bless you honey!
Yea!!!!!!!!! Beet is human!!!!!
(but don’t forget posting some Boobs for us guys, please : )
Beet, so long as you know that people can love you whatever size your arms are, OK? Your own sexy fireman is going to love you for your wit, intelligence and integrity. And he’ll think you’re beautiful because he loves you, never mind botox, skinny triceps or flat tummies.
This has to be my FAVORITE article!!! YUM
I usually don’t comment on these things because I see them as a fun distraction. I dunno, though. Did anybody happen to see the subhead on this site itself? “It’s not personal, it’s just gossip”? Okay, good. I think we’d all do well to remember that. I just find it hilarious that people need proxies for their triumphs and frustrations, whether they’re bloggers or the celebrities being blogged about. The common thread here, of course, is that most of us have never even MET any of these people, including the bloggers. So some chick has fat arms. That’s all we know about her. She could be Mother Teresa, she could be a child molester. Gossip is what it is–superficial. And it happens both in public forums like this and in private circles. And people aren’t going to withhold judgment on physical appearances whether the subject is in the public spotlight or not. Why are we so invested in the assumptions we make about people we don’t know as opposed to just seeing this as the same kind of uninformed, snarky diversion that it is? I will start taking it seriously when celebrity “culture” becomes serious….which will be approximately never.
Hey Beet, I thought the post was super funny. And her shoes, God, her shoes. Awful. The woman is heavily armed. Maybe she should have opted for longer sleeves. I got kind of scared reading through the post. So many people frothing at the mouth.
It’s funny that so many people got soooooo upset. We come onto this sight everyday and judge people, from their uneven tans, their taste in fashion or horrible (yet usually mildly entertaining) life choices. Thank you for being honest/hilarious in you posting. xo
Beet I have a question, how many people posting the nasty shit about you were the same person using different names?
Honey, whatever you did wrong, you are so forgiven. Thanks much for the eye candy!
like i always say: nothing says “i’m sorry” like a bunch of half-naked firemen!
Thank you Thank you Thank you I needed that today.