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These Boots Were Made For Talking…About.

meganfoxboots-1 I know Beet will beat me, but I must be true to myself.  I don’t get all the Lindsay Lohan footwear love.  I just do not.  It seems like she just has forty pairs of the same black leather boots to match her seventy-eight pairs of black leggings and her six John DeLorean tribute collector’s edition coke spoons.

However, Megan Fox was seen yesterday in curly hair (love!) and boots so substantially more fuckable than anything I have ever seen on Lindsay Lohan’s unevenly suntanned person.

How soon before I can expect that there will be a knockoff version on Zappos?

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  • There’s nothing about anybody having love of any kind for Lindsay Lohan that I understand. She’s so bland… personality wise and physically. I just don’t get it.

    • omg KLIPPER SEE????? you ARE obsessed. you are talking about her on a non-Lindsey-based post.

      Klipper + LL, sittin in a tree…

  • I’m drooling over both Megan & her sexyass “fuck me” boots. WHERE CAN I GET A PAIR?????? That’s the only thing missing in this post, Wendie.

    P.S. I appreciate the daily lohan, of course, but i like drooling over Megan better because I feel I’m a little safer from contacting STD’s via the net.

  • yeah for someone who can afford any boots in the world, lindsay wears ugly ones. can’t beat shirley manson in the boots department.

  • remind me again how to use my OWN icon and not this ridiculous cringing inverted triangle?

  • Not am I only jealous that I could never afford them, but being 5 foot 2, they wouldnt even look right on me, lol. How do people get to be so gorgeous AND tall enough to wear super hot boots? So jealous… :)

    • I feel you. I’m only an inch taller than you, but I cherish that extra damn inch.

      Shall we audition for this season’s short people edition of American’s Next Top Model?

  • Wowowow, except for that always-trashy tattoo… Megan Fox looks amazing.

    She usually looks like a trannie!

    • You know, I agree about that tattoo. Granted, I have four tattoos–HOWEVER, a forearm tattoo on a woman is always pretty gross. It almost ruins the beauty. Dangerously close.

  • i dont get this megan fox shit, she is totally BORING. yes she is beautiful but there are beautiful women all over hollywood.

  • “evenly suntanned person” hahahaha… subtle, but i caught it Wendie. and i think this is a great Megan Fox look. =]

  • oh gosh this chick is sooo hawt!!i rly think id b gay for her…so awesome and BEAUTIFUL AND GREAT!!!

  • I will be bookmarking this comment section until somebody can tell me where I can get the knock-off version of these boots… get to searching people.

  • If I could have any body in the world, it would definitely be Megan Fox’s. It’s too perfect! Her whole body is long and lean.

    I will be infinitely jealous if she has that body without putting any effort into it. It just wouldn’t be fair!

  • dude those are trashy boots i guess thats the reason she’s wearing them, and yea she totally looks like a porn actress